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guera 🇲🇽 | former stan | collector of things | social media manager | views/opinions = mine | #BLM

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Joined January 2010
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i’ve been workin, i deserve this. no, im not afraid to say
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put a pause button on the weak shit
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you’re laughing? will schuester is about to sing moonbeam ice cream and you’re laughing?
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getting stoned and then going “ah that’s more like it”
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First poster for the ‘GLEE’ reboot. Coming soon to Hulu.
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” might be the most unintentionally funny sentence in the history of mankind.
😳 Kelly Clarkson Bird Feud: Art of Play co-owner says employees are getting threats. "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger."
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selling at a loss just like the ancient text was written. and with that, i’m detached from all cr*pto and NFT culture from my past lmao ✌️
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and if i said im writing a book in my notes app, would you believe me?
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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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so funny when hotels are like “no vaping in your room” like they will ever know
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I yearn for cdmx like white men yearn for japan
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‘NAZA’, a documentary on the IDF’s killing of civilians in Gaza, will be free to watch at home “so that every person can watch it.”
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Syrian President Jolani appears to be caught scrolling Instagram during the UN General Assembly.
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how it started: how it’s going:
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani forces DoorDash to pay $130 million in stolen wages to NYC workers.
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani forces DoorDash to pay $130 million in stolen wages to NYC workers.
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when I have more than two in-person meetings in a day I feel like zohran mamdani
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Yo I want in on this twitter Beef!! VMAs is the new WWF!! @edsheeran Fuck You!
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