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One and a Haf

@hafomatic

engineer, innovation @deutschetelekom telco&IoT expert, island life explorer

 Berlin, Germany
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Joined May 2013
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Ovo da se upiše u knjigu Panonskijevih proročanstava
Panonski (@Panonski) profile picturePanonski@Panonski7h
Uopće nisam fasciniran malim Antoneliem. Mozda najbezlicniji prvak u novije vrijeme.
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GenZ sa 20 godina osvojio prvenstvo Formule 1. Svaka čast. Kimi Antonelli.
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Štala. Zašto u Hrvatskoj još uvijek nema kafić koji se zove Štala.
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Even better. Let’s build fort and moat around it like in good old medieval times.
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Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) profile pictureVisegrád 24
@visegrad2417h
Wouldn’t it have been better to just put walls up around our borders 30 years ago?
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Žena. MU. to. ne radi. doma.
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Podižem ulog. Bez rasprave.
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Kruger (@RomaAJB) profile pictureKruger@RomaAJBOct 31
nema glupljeg praznika od Halloweena utemeljeno u ničem
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Nadam se da ovaj moat ostaje do daljnjeg na svim trgovinama koje su ga postavile.
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Pod HDZom, i Hrvatska u Udbini ima svemirski program.
Plantation Scientist (@plantationdrip) profile picturePlantation Scientist
@plantationdripOct 31
“Under Apartheid, South Africa had a space program.”
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Mišo, u Madison Square Gardenu nakon što je Lady Gaga skinula crnu kapu krivu i zaplesala među crncima. Kakav loooom.
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tess@tessiconicOct 31
Yall wouldn’t survive a day in Berlin
MIKE🧠🌱 (@magiccmike) profile pictureMIKE🧠🌱
@magiccmikeOct 31
Respectfully, if I am at a show and I look down and I see someone getting their dick sucked…I’m calling not only security but I’m calling the cops. Ya’ll are fucking diabolical.
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Tko se to boji vandalizma? Businesses? Tko je taj business? Gospon Prada, Dior i Rolex? Eno neki dan Binance zakucao rutere osb-jkama al vandali svejedno odnesoše 6 milijardi
Iman Sefati (@ISefati) profile pictureIman Sefati
@ISefatiOct 31
Shopping-Samstag am Ku'damm? Fehlanzeige. 🪵 Samstag, Ku'damm, eigentlich der stärkste Tag für die Geschäfte. Heute sind viele Läden mit Holz und Planen verbarrikadiert: Dior, Prada, Cartier, Gucci, Bulgari und andere. Der Grund ist die Angst vor Vandalismus und gewaltbereiten Personen. Ich lebe seit 20 Jahren im Exil und habe so etwas noch nie erlebt: Geschäftsleute machen zu, weil sie Angst haben. Willkommen in Berlin. Willkommen in Deutschland, 2026. Was sagt ihr dazu? Schreibt es in die Kommentare 👇 #b3110
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Ovaj meme se piše sam od sebe.
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Onkel Jakob (@Woelfisches) profile pictureOnkel Jakob
@WoelfischesOct 31
In #Frankfurt wird schon mal getestet, wie stabil die Verbarrikadierung der Luxusgeschäfte ist. Spoiler: Nicht so sehr. #GenZregelt
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Nazovimo ga porez na dohodak jer ionako je AI taj koji radi.
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 31
JUST IN: German minister proposes a new tax on all economic value created by AI.
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Ako mislite da je sutrašnji prosvjed GenZ u Njemačkoj samo radi nasilja, dođite samnom i ostalim roditeljima krečiti i čistiti učionice osnovnih škola. Jedan od primjera ne ulaganja u školstvo.
One and a Haf (@hafomatic) profile pictureOne and a Haf@hafomaticOct 10
Berlin je tolika rupa u Njemačkoj da roditelji sami odluče prekrečit i očistit učionicu osnovne škole jer se nema novaca.
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Prvo su došli po Bvlgari :) U strahu su velike oči.
Johanna Sprondel (@jsprondel) profile pictureJohanna Sprondel@jsprondelOct 30
Der Ku’damm ist heute Abend eine einzige Baustelle.
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Svemirska karma je snašla ove crypto bros ulagače koji vrte transakcije da im se država ne miješa u posao pa svejedno na kraju plate porez, ali na budale.
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zAmJEnA sTaNoVnIšTVa
Templarpilled (@Templarpilled) profile pictureTemplarpilled
@TemplarpilledOct 30
The younglings seem to be mostly human, while the Jedi Council seems to be mostly alien. Just saying.
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Lisan al-Gaib
Steven Bak (@RealStevenBak) profile pictureSteven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 27
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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Zvuči kao nešto što bi hrvatići pitali/mislili
Jean Lessalle (@JeanLessalle) profile pictureJean Lessalle@JeanLessalleOct 29
Je suis en Croatie depuis 4 heures. Les 3 inconnus à qui j'ai dit que j'étais Français m'ont tous demandé si ça allait, car ils ont vu "les vidéos des Africains qui ont brûlés Paris". Voilà voilà...
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