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Comedian

Saten Island
Joined May 2014
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It's Time for The Strat Mat! Pre-Orders are available now at strat-o-matic.com/baseball-n… youtube.com/watch?v=_P0g9Gj3…
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A New Year’s Eve Brand New Strat Mat Episode!
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Remember when the #Yankees said they couldn’t sign #Harper #Machado etc because they needed to resign #Judge #Sanchez and #Torres?
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It's The Glorious Return of Strat Mat!
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Wow the #Astros won the #WorldSeries with only 3 separate instances of purported cheating
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Strat Mat returns!
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Can I just have 10,000 dollars?
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I’m a Patriot in the sense that I’m Pat and a Riot
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Green Apple Skittle? More like Mean CrApple Shittle. @Skittles #roasttherainbow
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Giancarlo Stanton is a big game player
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Hot dang @craigcartonlive Thought you were giving me a spot tonight.
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I really liked #1917movie I give it a 19 out of 17
I really wanna watch the @Giants game on Sunday, knowing there’s gonna be a #Yankees game that night. Let’s go!
I’m definitely not racist. If I had any friends I’m sure one of them would be black.
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Do shoe store clerks constantly think all the customers are stealing shoes cause theyre wearing shoes out of the store? #Shoes
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