
Triathlete/coach, @ClaphamChasers, @Goodgym, the former/future writing writer at https://teapaw.org/t.co/uVNeVP2nva. Also on Instagram.
London
Joined December 2015
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Je suis sur un train de la nuit pour le premier fois et c'est TRES EXCITANT #jesuisunenfant
#thetruthis... You'll get pelted with a lettuce and you'll bloody like it too @iLiKETRAiNS
C'est le fois pour les hot takes, non? Donc: le polygone Vincennes >>> la boucle de Longchamps #fightme
Quiconque pense que les vélos peuvent "facilement" maintenir 20 mph a du beurre pour le cerveau #anditsbeenleftoutsidethefridge
Alpe d'Huez for Bastille day TdF stage with a big flag managing not to wrap it in anyone's spokes ✅ #thesecretisiwasntshitfaced
La découverte d'aujourd'hui: ma forme de cyclisme ultime est Contador #sansdrogue
How much is your garden bridge going to cost again? #honhonhon #iscaredofftheducks #gardenbridge #natureisparadise #overdressedunderfed #atleastfromthisangleyoucantseethedoucheyponytail #halfrust #ariadne #bugey instagram.com/p/CcvsiMbLvw4/…
Une belle journée pour être fan de vélo en France #tibotpinooooooot
Sunday morning run in the glorious sunshine. One key dropped in lake and one face planted on muddy bank later and I think I'm done with sport for now and ever. #literalshambles
8 months from first booking appointment to finally receiving visa, I can actually bugger off to France now and not come back (for a year). Glad it was so smooth and simple. #lived8monthsaged8years
8 months and 4 appointments later, I have FINALLY handed in some visa docs. Swapping pasties for pastries just took another step forward. #sacrebleu
Baby steps today:
- bought some clippy clippy pedals from the fine gents at @HolySpokesbikes
- got back on @duolingo for the first time in a year (Kernewek when but pls)
- ate some veg, don't know if my sister's bf is on twitter but he's a good cook
Normal service returning ##
Remember the feeling? Well, kinda, ish... #niceisgoingtobeastruggle #everythingfeelslikeastruggletbh #trainersoutofshot #stormwhatstorm #thankchristitsflat #lakeland #halfrust #ain #dombes instagram.com/p/CaK4jVMrR5g/…
Second visa appointment cancelled now on 24 hours notice... The temerity of trying to move country. #levinmemanquedeja
Un bon truc à propos vivre en France: international release dates
Un pas bon truc à propos vivre en France: je ne sais pas le sardaukar a dit
#duneisloud
Bon travail à ma chérie @Fl0rtega pour @parismarathon, j'espère que u sens tous tes accomplissements aujourd'hui #whatsfrenchfordoms
Je ne peux pas dormir mais au lieu j'écoute a les ronfle de @Fl0rtega #hnoahschu
