code therapist・not a girl・award-winning booper・artist・softcore engineer

Joined October 2018
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The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.
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me only liking animal and tailoring posts on instagram has led the algorithm to show me videos of animals interrupting tailors IG pepperjaq, sarah.doggrooms, by_olga_ten, patterncuttingcraft.by.stan
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dear lord
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this is so bleak
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obsessed with this person on vinted using a big monkey plush to model their items
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no wonder he doesn’t fw me 😭
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Local theatre just has a permanent Leon corner
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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The elephant never forgets
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The signature carved wooden mice created by Robert "Mouseman" Thompson, a renowned British furniture maker from Kilburn, North Yorkshire.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar. It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
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i was tired all day but i've been laying in bed for almost 3 hours and i can't sleep
insomnia sucks so much
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いなりと回転寿司 NGシーン
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also, they have mutualistic relationship with hornbills. so much so that mongooses will wait before they go out of their dens in the mornings for the bird. and, likewise, hornbills will tap on mongoose burrows to wake up the sleepy critters so they can go hunt together !!!!
the adorable pygmy mongoose!!!! the smallest carnivorous mammal in africa. they are highly social and live in tight-knit packs.
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My 2yo does this thing where he approaches me and repeats "I need to be Master Chief," which means I have to give him a small foam dart pistol and put his mom's motorcycle helmet on him. He (relatively) quietly walks around like that for a while before announcing that he's "done"
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いなりと回転寿司。
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I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike.
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