Hamilton Hipstr

Guess who is back

Is @hamiltonhipstr 's thesis making this twitter account output near zero?

Have u listened 2 the latest bleep bloops yet? Aka Syro

What is the relevant spot 4 weekending this weekend?

Can we talk about your use of hashtags? It's embarrassing.

I'd publish my lyric poetry right to twitter but I don't want anyone to steal before I submit them 2 the lit journals.

Do u self-identify as a 90s kid?

Do you even brunch?

Will these nudie pics lead 2 the creation of new Kim Kardashians?

H8ers have a knack of appearing right when you're in first place

Average twitter user: 120 followers Average Hamilton Hipster: 240 I'm am double America. 2x the greatness. U already knew.

TWT OR DIE

gluten-free. vegan. sustainable. feminist. RT “@surrealsermons: Feminist donut shop called The Male Glaze”

R "snap stories" 4 peasants hoping that ppl keep up with their irrelevant daily minutia?

#tbt to that time the lo-fi hobo god--aka jazzy Jeff Mangum---graced us with his presence in the Chapel

Tell ur friendz 2 follow me, 300th follower gets a opus gift card

Any good #buzzbands lately? @HamCollCAB @WHCLRadio

Is @hamiltonhipstr's twitter presence a force 2 be reckoned with? Will it continue to be the voice of its generation?

I bet u don't even meme