A citizen of the people's republic of Albo-ania (frmly Australia) ruled by mad King Elmer and Crazy Bowen his court jester.
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Good morning Aussies.
Labor is a filthy parasite sucking the life out of Australia both culturally and economically.
It'll be a big job to remove them and a lot of work to repair the damage they have inflicted.
But together we will prevail.
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If you don't know how the preferential voting system works. Watch this.
Never ever put labor or the teals or the greens high on your ballot.
Jack The Aussie retweeted
The end of Dan-istan: Newspoll shows Labor set to be wiped out at Victorian state election trib.al/JaZ1TwG
The cookers have a little something cooked up for Labor.
It's a massive toastd shit sandwich. Served hot.
This is gonna be epic.
🟠 VICTORIAN PROJECTION: ONE NATION'S ORANGE BELT CUTS THROUGH OUTER MELBOURNE AS COALITION DOMINATES REGIONAL VICTORIA 🟠
The latest seat modelling based on Newspoll and Resolve data reveals a state carved into three distinct territories: the Coalition holding the regions blue, One Nation taking the outer suburban fringe orange, and Labor pinned into a shrinking footprint in inner Melbourne.
Here is how the numbers stack up on the ground:
• 𝗖𝗼𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 (𝟯𝟳 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀): Sweeping almost every regional electorate from Mildura to Gippsland East, laying a solid foundation for the right.
• 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 (𝟭𝟭 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀): Dominating Melbourne's outer suburban fringe, locking in Melton, Sydenham, St Albans, Kororoit and Point Cook in the west, Cranbourne and both Narre Warren seats in the south-east, and Mill Park, Greenvale and Yan Yean in the north.
• 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿 (𝟴 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀): Reduced to a tiny inner-city shell covering Footscray, Pascoe Vale, Preston, Northcote, Ivanhoe, Oakleigh, Mulgrave and Geelong, as its traditional working-class outer suburbs flip orange.
• 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀 (𝟮 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀): Holding Melbourne and Brunswick in their inner-city heartland.
• 𝗜𝗻 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗯𝘁 (𝟯𝟬 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀): Tightly contested within 3 points across the eastern suburbs, the bayside strip, and regional hubs like Ballarat, Bendigo and Geelong.
The combined right bloc of One Nation and the Coalition already sits on 48 seats, clearing the 45-seat majority needed to govern before a single one of the 30 marginal seats is even counted. The left bloc of Labor, the Greens, independents and others trails far behind on just 10 seats.
With 30 seats still up for grabs (the right leading in 20, the left in 10), the Coalition's seat count could range anywhere from 33 to 56, while One Nation sits in line for 11 to 19 seats.
Labor has no path to victory on these numbers. Even in the absolute best-case scenario across every tight contest, Labor tops out at 16 seats, leaving the party completely incapable of forming government.
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Jack The Aussie retweeted
The latest #Newspoll for the Victorian state election has dropped.
Ben Carroll and Labor are cooked.
Perhaps they can bring Jacinta Allan back. Her last poll was actually better - 52 L/NP vs 48 ALP.
#springst #vicvotes26 #vicvotes2026
Jack The Aussie retweeted
I wish we didn’t have to respond to this today. Our thoughts should be with Helen Haines, and praying for her speedy recovery.
But the Labor and Liberal Dirt Units are already back at work, attempting to use this tragedy to silence their critics and deflect from their own failings. Too many media organisations are happy to help them fling the dirt.
The Please Explain cartoons have nothing to do with the tragic attack on Helen Haines. They will not be going anywhere.
Liberal and Labor politicians want our cartoons censored because they don’t like the scrutiny.
Free speech, satire, criticism and debate are essential to our democracy. They must be protected.
Those seeking to exploit this tragedy to silence their critics should be ashamed of themselves.
What happened to Helen is heartbreaking. Politicians deserve to be safe. So does every other Australian.
When violence touches politicians, the response is immediate: more security, more protection and demands for action. Where is that same urgency when ordinary Australians are attacked?
Too many Australians have experienced violent home invasions, firebombings, machete and gun attacks and carjackings. Innocent Australians are being stabbed on the streets. They cannot call on a security detail. They rely on governments to keep their communities safe.
Where has the Prime Minister been? Where is his determination to confront the crime and violence regular Australians face?
One Nation will continue to hold the Albanese Labor government to account. We will keep speaking up for Australians whose safety and concerns have been ignored.
We stand firmly against hatred, crime and violence. And we will keep working to unite all Australians under one flag.
Jack The Aussie retweeted
He says he voted for them. Now, a real estate expert has turned on Anthony Albanese. Full story: bit.ly/4kl3L2G
The can flush giggles if they want.
Labor is toxic. The stink stretches all the way down the East Coast.
New polling has handed the LNP a commanding 57-43 two-party preferred lead over Labor, heaping fresh pressure on Opposition Leader Steven Miles. Full story: bit.ly/4z3nUPn
Jack The Aussie retweeted
The odds suggest Ben Carroll’s government is in line for heavy losses across key suburban battlegrounds, with One Nation tipped to claim several growth-corridor seats, as punters back the Coalition as the party most likely to take power. > bit.ly/4BngkRc
If you're wondering about the level of Labor corruption of the community grants program, this may help you visualisel it.infogram.com/1p20v5l6jkz2g3b…
Jack The Aussie retweeted
Shock new major party research has exposed the drivers behind Pauline Hanson and One Nation’s rapid rise, amid concerns that her support could falter under election scrutiny.
news24.com.au/politics/austr…
His job is too hard?
We'll be putting the Labor party to sleep on 28 Nov.
Labor insiders fear the party is facing its worst election result in Victorian history as whistleblowers accuse Premier Ben Carroll of taking afternoon naps at work and letting his unelected wife run meetings > bit.ly/4zIdp46
Jack The Aussie retweeted
A damning new audit has exposed one Aussie state’s eye-watering Covid spending blowout - with the true cost to taxpayers still unknown. Full story: bit.ly/4i1V9Ne
Benny says "integrity is not optional" don't forget it.
news.com.au/finance/money/sp…
If you look up "Gaslighting Arsehole" in the dictionary it'll have Fudd's picture next to the meaning.
He has zero shame.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has sensationally claimed his office's “dirt file” questioning Helen Haines’ character was simply a list of funding requests showing her “integrity”.
news24.com.au/politics/austr…
