Male model, father of 12, husband of 2, gamer, trucker, belt buckle enthusiast

Joined April 2017
Israel is trying to Monopolize circumsisions and take one more thing away from the working man
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“Hope this helps!” I hope you die, how about that.
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fuck this fucking retard
IT’S OVER, I’M CALLIN’ IT, HARRIS WINS!!!!
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Do you stand or shit when you wipe your ass
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Pulling my feces out because I'm just stressed as hell
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Daddy's little cocksleeve
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I'm gonna shoot myself in the fucking head #MyXAnniversary
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Executing some devious plans except I'm wearing this the whole time
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I hate this place
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Just jacked it to the word boob
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Tipping strippers like a waitress by leaving the bills under my seat
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Replying to @LibertyPillMeme
I hike 5 miles a day and lift weights 3 days a week. I just keep getting bigger. I look like a pink gorilla with my clothes off.
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I call putting my pants on deploying the sheath
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Is pogging still in
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Just smoked weed for the first time and my dick fell off. D.A.R.E was right.
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Fortnite breedability chart incoming
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