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Hannah Rose 🥀

@hanalyst

Writing as the ADHD allows / @UCR_MFA / 7w6 ENFP ✍🏼 in @Pshares, @havehadhavehad, @MastersReview WIP: One part Florida, two parts megachurch. 🐊 ⛪️

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Joined December 2008
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One nice thing did happen though
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Wild that people can preach about a virgin birth and choose not to believe women any other time
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So would you call this…Revenge of the 45th?
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If you’re #AWP2025-ing then you should be joining for this too.
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Me soaking up as many memes as I can before I go off socials
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I’m thinking from now on instead of online discourse, I screenshot bad takes from people I know and say “sit down, we need to talk about this” next time I see them
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Emilia Pérez feels like it was made by a virtue-signaling chatbot
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Punxsatawney Phil Confirms Six More Weeks of January
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give up on my dreams
𝐳’ (@bnyprncss) profile picture𝐳’@bnyprncss20 Jan 2025
my girlies who are in a relationship, what are the things your bf doesn’t allow you to do ?
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Your soulmate definitely *was* on Twitter but may not have stuck around for the Elon cesspool era
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Blu (@gooochlover) profile pictureBlu@gooochlover10 Jan 2025
your soulmate IS on twitter delete the dating apps
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My neighborhood this morning
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Mike Solana (@micsolana) profile pictureMike Solana
@micsolana8 Jan 2025
if you’re living in LA, and safe, please share footage of what you’re seeing in the comments here. think it would be good to have a single, easy thread to read, to help people understand how bad it is right now
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At my dad’s work Christmas party, AMA
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Just realized that my brother-in-law looks kind of like a white Andrew Tate and I fear this may ruin Christmas
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But why did they call him Hot Frosty and not Jock Frost
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Thanksgiving is a time for hard family conversations
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Inside of me there are (now) two wolves
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Time to pack it up fortune.com/2024/10/18/twitt…
Twitter/X will now allow third parties to train AI models with people's data—and any disputes must...

Twitter/X will now allow third parties to train AI models with people's data—and any disputes must...

Any complaints will be hashed out in a Trump-friendly district.

fortune.com
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Which of these companies folding would be the biggest blow to millennials?
40%Target
35%Amazon
6%Starbucks
19%Trader Joe’s
48 votes • Final results
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These results are especially fascinating to me as a millennial who swore off Amazon post-2020. But I guess I’m just built different.* *I like in-person shopping and don’t have kids
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I was thinking it’d be fun if at my funeral instead of a eulogy there was a roast
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Not now @nytimes
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