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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀♱ ⠀no traces left.

no, it’s good to have a system.

thank you stranger from club for taking this.

that’s so cute..

not. exactly. you’re right, trying to find anything purposely in your room is impossible unless you help.

wouldn’t mind if you did another type of experiment on me. :) for the best.. if i walk in one day and see peanut butter, i’m confiscating it.

not really, no. how do you manage not being in your old line of work.

are you studying me, doctor… negative, again. i hope you’re not the type to keep peanut butter at their desk. / i just unlocked a highschool memory of my lit teacher keeping tubs of peanut butter on his desk and we had empty jars all over

it means what i said. wait. do you want to be touched up on?

/ bro u and the other tom are hounding my theyfailure CHILL!!!

okay. woah. i prefer naturally green foods, but if its been cooked and dyed for me i won’t refuse it. green containers don’t count. liquids too, yes, but it can be mixed with other non-green liquids. isn’t that setting a bad example….

don’t start asking me questions i’ll want to touch up on you.

/ secremin is having brainfog from my disability so longform replies on hold until i can think ^^

it’s not green. and that makes sense.. thought a teacher would have something healthier. dunno.

negative, not allergic. you don’t have anything better to eat?

quarter life crisis. but i can’t eat peanut butter. and yourself?

no but it is that kind of night.

[they pause to eye the stranger near their door. they’re instinctively on alert, taking a step back into the house.] .. who are you?

shut up smartass.