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Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." Retweet if you love your Mom.
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A chemical found in pee called 'Urea', is put into cigarettes for a better flavor!
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?........ Me: 10
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In your bed: it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school: it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
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fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.
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Admit it, you once made a little kid cry, then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.
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During the U.S. Prohibition, activists hired a scholar to delete all references to alcoholic beverages from the Bible.
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Still can't believe it :( My thoughts are with her family and loved ones. R.I.P Whitney Houston <3
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Jesus said, “Whoever does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me” – Matthew 10:38 (please follow)
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Matthew 5:16 ...let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven. #Tworship
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Don't tell God that you have a big problem. Tell your problem that you had a big God. #SugarFifteen
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Dear Test, I am cheating on you. #funnyfacts
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Don't try and cuddle, it's time for you to go #dontsaythataftersex
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I'm Following more people later, got business errands to run, so if u want me to follow you, RETWEET this or mention me saying #FollowmeKATT
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Women need to start making their twitter named based off how they REALLY look... @ CrustyLipsBecka or UglyAssTina
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fnuny tnihg abuot tihs tewet is taht eevn tohugh all the wrods are msesed up you can sitll raed it! R∃TW∃∃T if u could read it.
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Home:6:00 go to bed for 5 minutes, 7:30
School: go to sleep at 2:30 5 minutes later, 2:31
RT if this annoys you.
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