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Just make more money

Joined June 2025
No Nut November is so easy Winter arc is mid tier Try holding crypto for decades without selling 😭 That’s where the real discipline test begins Most people won’t survive a single bear market 💀 Anyway, that’s enough character development for now
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Going grocery shopping with a $50 budget is an interesting experience You put everything in the basket, check the total and start putting things back like you’re negotiating a business acquisition The eggs survived The snacks didn’t 💀
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I love how stores give you loyalty points for spending money Spend $500 and receive $4 in rewards Thank you for your continued financial support Here’s enough money for half a sandwich 💀
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POV: You're the only one in crypto in your family
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Nothing changes your mood faster than a bank notification You could be having the best day of your life Then your phone vibrates and suddenly you’re investigating a $4.99 transaction from a company you’ve never heard of 💀
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I started buying cheaper things to save money Now I keep replacing them because they break Meanwhile, the expensive version is still sitting there looking at me like it knew this would happen My savings strategy needs a new management team 😭
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RT @dotkrueger: The Inflation Numbers for Bitcoin are 0%.
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Buying a car is one thing Fuel, insurance, maintenance, parking, repairs and random warning lights are another You buy a vehicle and suddenly become the financial guardian of a very expensive pet 💀
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Having friends is getting expensive Dinner, drinks, birthdays, weddings, weekend trips At this point, declining an invitation is part of my financial planning Love you guys, but my accountant said no 😭
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Going out for dinner used to mean choosing what you wanted to eat Now I look at the menu, check the prices, calculate the tax and wonder if I could make the same thing at home The waiter is waiting for my order I’m waiting for financial approval 😭
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Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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BIG BITCOIN puts third parties back into the picture. Is that always a bad thing? Satoshi designed Bitcoin so you could bypass anyone. Controlling your keys makes this possible. But for parts of your wealth at certain points in your life… you might WANT to trust someone. This convenience can be helpful (or sometimes necessary). 👇Floating thoughts with graphics, effects, and very loud music.
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The 4-year crypto cycle is starting to look like a broken promise We got the November 2020 bull run, then spent years expecting history to repeat itself around the 2024 halving October 2025 was supposed to be the big moment Instead, we got 10.10 and a market that hasn’t really felt the same since Most altcoins are still struggling, some keep printing new lows, and the old playbook doesn’t seem to work anymore Meanwhile, stocks are shaky, geopolitics are a mess, gold is doing its own thing and crypto is looking for a reason to exist right now😭 Maybe the cycle isn’t dead But the old timeline definitely needs an explanation 💀
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Stock market people see their portfolio drop 10% and start questioning life Crypto people watch their portfolio lose 99% and say “Well, at least I can buy more at a discount” 😭 Brother, your discount has been running for half decade 💀
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Replying to @aangel
Oxygen tank purchase would be a new normal at some point btw👍
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I think we’ve reached a point where companies don’t really want to sell us products anymore They want to rent us everything Music, movies, software, storage, cars, even basic features Imagine explaining to someone 30 years ago that one day you’d pay monthly to use something you already bought 😭
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Your phone used to be something you bought once and enjoyed for years Now you need a phone plan, cloud storage, streaming subscriptions, extra storage, insurance and about 6 different passwords I bought a phone, not a small digital family to financially support 😭
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It’s interesting how quickly the mood changes when the economy gets uncertain A few months ago, everyone was talking about opportunities Now everyone is talking about protecting what they already have Same world, same people Just a different level of confidence
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