
Dinosaur. Pi Lam house dad. 2011 Chi Omega formal attendee. In the 99th percentile of Turnpike listeners. #thatsbaseball #ColumbiaPFG
Barboursville, WV
Joined December 2019
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Remember when the #beev was just people posting music and putting their fingers in beer cans?
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You don’t want Zac Alley fired enough.
A below average defense would have this team at least sitting at 7-2 maybe better
I say again the #beev is just a men’s fashion blog but just really racist
“When the fight seems unwinnable, shit yourself to throw the enemy off their balance.” - Sun Tzu, probably.
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Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)
Effective tomorrow morning, James Talarico will force all Texas schoolchildren to dye their hair blue, use they/them pronouns, and pledge allegiance to Dr. Fauci before the start of the school day
Five page take home test that my professor didn’t email us until Sunday and due tomorrow #fuckyou
Next Halloween I want a girlfriend so that I can go as the Man in the Box and she can be Alice In Chains
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WVU football bowl projections are out from @espn. Projected to play in the Puerto Rico Bowl against UMass, or the Independence Bowl against Washington.






















