I need to know how smirnoff perfectly captured the crisp spur bite of a green apple

Step 1: make a contract with the aging devil for immortality Step 2: wait 10 billion years in agings world to turn into a tree and reincarnate in the real world Step 3: rail Angel like a coked up chimp with no fear of the consequences

Everyday i am more and more convinced the HIV was cooked in a government lab to kill gay people, porr people, and people of color. I think ronald reagen created HIV/AIDS

Leave it to windows to find the worst possible time to update

RIP BOZO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Theres a guy at my Uni who is going around and pissing on campus while posting to IG and another guy calling himself the "pisser catcher" who walks around campus looking for him I love it here

I LOVE THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS

Woke up at 1 a.m. listening to a calm noise playlist just to check my phone and be met with this album cover