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I have such a foul mouth, it’s a miracle I have not ended up in jail.

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I’m not even exaggerating. I’m so bad.

Literally me driving..

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Literally me driving..

@VladTheInflator5h

What your pilots sound like when you're definitely going to make it to your destination safe and ahead of schedule.

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Haruspectra retweeted

Name reveal soon@Name038130694h

Know the Difference; It Could Save Your Life! 👇🏻💯

@VladTheInflator5h

What your pilots sound like when you're definitely going to make it to your destination safe and ahead of schedule.

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I’m over it..

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What the actual fuck is this faggot shit?

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@haruspectra12h

I used to do this to my one cousin. He hated me for it but I thought he was so beautiful..

@haruspectra12h

I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times.

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@haruspectra12h

I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times.

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@haruspectra12h

Speechless…

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@haruspectra13h

But this is also why I will succeed.

@haruspectra15h

Chugging Celsius, bananas and honey in the parking lot. Slept like shit award but will train either way bc I’m not right in the head and won’t pretend otherwise.

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@haruspectra14h

I need to find a gym where talking is forbidden. Strictly banned.

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@haruspectra15h

Chugging Celsius, bananas and honey in the parking lot. Slept like shit award but will train either way bc I’m not right in the head and won’t pretend otherwise.

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@haruspectraNov 2

I’ll wait. I’m not a patient person. Never have been. But I will hold still.I can make this exception.

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@haruspectraNov 2

Guys, what are we even doing anymore? Nothing good.

Nightclub interior, 1986

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@haruspectraNov 2

Replying to @soulful_indigo

Didn’t make me gentle, just made me odd.

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@haruspectraNov 1

Flush with the foot. Never the hand!

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Drew Panoply 🝐@IrenaPumicesNov 1

thank you to everyone who listened to this. Episode 2 will likely involve a more technical conversation about beauty.

Drew Panoply 🝐@IrenaPumicesOct 31

Episode 1 I and @haruspectra defy the planets and begin a conversation about art link below

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@haruspectraNov 1

Aging: the process in which you forget about playfulness and become a dullard.

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@haruspectraNov 1

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@haruspectraNov 1

Doesn’t have to make sense or beg for acceptance.

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@haruspectraNov 1

Doesn’t have to make sense or beg for acceptance.

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