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🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸

@hauntedhostess

"tits too juicy, lobster too buttery" 🇨🇦

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Joined April 2016
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I'll never understand how people sitting in offices can make so much more than people who are doing physical, hands on labor.
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My laptop not working was not on my 2026 bingo card 🥲 im gonna cry
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Why the fuck is my laptop bugging out?? This bitch is way too expensive to break
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Was taking laundry out of the dryer and launch a sock directly into the toilet
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Can't stand a "is anyone giving away kittens, adopting from a shelter is out of budget" ass bitch If an adoption fee is out of budget than owning a fucking cat is out of budget
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mean lesbian@m0rscertaaNov 10
does anyone know how u replace the big gaping fucking hole in ur heart where ur best friend used to be im just wondering
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"Turbles and yeens"
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It's your birthday baby Have fun at your party I wish I was there to hold back your hair When you've drank too much Outta your fancy cup
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ৎ N𝘢𝘯𝘢@bomniiiiNov 11
triste pq ninguno de mis amigos me invita a tirarnos de un puente como decía mi mamá
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I will never be taking a plan b again, thank you
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Im wanna get back into writing again and maybe finally write that book I've been meaning to
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Borderline Insane Pod@B_InsanePodNov 9
Borderline Insane Podcast Episode 4: The Animal Abandonment Crisis youtu.be/OJU8xToNLJI?si=ZurX…
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"If no one's gonna hug me I'll hug myself"
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"I dont fizzle"
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"What are you surviving?" "Myself"
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"DJ crooked dick"
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"You'd make a wonderful butler"
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Primate was actually really good, love seeing a new animal horror movie
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Why do people block me on Facebook but keep me on Snapchat? Fucking weirdos lol
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"We weren't allowed to say fart we would say who shot the bunny"
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"Do you wanna muhsrooooooommm?.... Marshmallow??"
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