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I’m crying at Speak Now Taylor just being locked in a vault, frozen in time for 13 years to finally be freed by the same people she loved when she was first put in that vault. We loved her then and continued to love her enough to save her 13 YEARS LATER😭🫶🏻
#KCTSTheErasTour
✨michaela✨ retweeted
they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
✨michaela✨ retweeted
Democrats took down AO3 to make young people so bored they had nothing to do but vote. A masterclass in politics.
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From @ESPNInsights: The Jose Ramirez home run was 0.89 feet above the ground as it crossed home plate. It's the lowest pitch he's hit for a home run in his MLB career.
It's also the lowest pitch anyone has hit for a postseason home run in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008).
✨michaela✨ retweeted
No other player hits this pitch out.
One of one. 🐐
#GuardsBall | #StandGuard
Please don’t talk about the Rosetta Stone if you weren’t there when it was being translated for the first time
Why Is This Surprising Taylor Swift Deep Cut Trending?
Fans can’t get enough of “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” from the singer-songwriter’s 'The Tortured Poets Department.'
Read: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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✨michaela✨ retweeted
sorry where were you guys april 19 2024. my culture is not your costume
Why Is This Surprising Taylor Swift Deep Cut Trending?
Fans can’t get enough of “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” from the singer-songwriter’s 'The Tortured Poets Department.'
Read: rollingstone.com/music/music…
✨michaela✨ retweeted
a story about a white man who can't stop impregnating his wife in an era where it's safer for women to fly a plane without fuel than giving birth #shouldvestoppedatfrancesca
