Jameson

Loved ones getting married and I'm in the hospital... Just my luck.

Customer says, "how is your night going...-pauses to look at name tag-...Maleek?" Really!?

You ever look through your phone pictures way farther than you needed to and start feeling nastalgic to the point of wanting to call up everyone you've ever connected with and telling them how important they are? If you've ever been in one o these pictures, thank you so much.

I wish people would stop putting pants on birds so I could get some work done.

Remember what's important to you and hold it, before it's too late.

I need a FUCKING xanax. Testing is the worst thing in the world.

If starbucks has taught me one thing, it's that spoiled, entitled adults are more plentiful and annoying than spoiled children because you're not aloud to tell them what they are when you're behind the counter unless you wanna risk losing your job.

Here you go. youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8

If we hang out and I'm not working on something, I'm making a sacrifice to be with you. Understand that.