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Zaid

@havingakiwi

It was all a dream, I used to read horrible histories magazine

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Joined June 2021
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Jeremy: Really? OK. "Fuck you, Bush. Fuck you, Bush! It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush. What​ were you even doing there in the first place, Bush? You didn't even get properly elected, Bush. Are you happy now, Bush? Fuck you, Bush!"
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qmd@qmdd_12h
if you get groomed on ebay thats genuinely on you i dont even care
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK15h
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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The very concept of Reddit karma acting as a credit score
visual basic (@visualbasic97) profile picturevisual basic
@visualbasic97Nov 6
what the hell is going on in america b
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Why are thousands of people acting like kids will be forced to read Ukrainian. There's already like 30 language GCSEs
Lucy Powell MP (@LucyMPowell) profile pictureLucy Powell MP
@LucyMPowellNov 4
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE. It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage. This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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むろ@muroo_pgNov 3
巣材を家に運ぼうとしたペンギンと家から出ようとしたペンギンの鉢合わせ #長崎ペンギン水族館 #コガタペンギン
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なかなか氷が食べられないアデリーさん、やっと食べられそうだったのに…(￣O￣;) #アデリーペンギン #名古屋港水族館
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Mossad have got a tape of Andy Burnham saying the Stone Roses are overrated
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Account made in 2013
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Arthur 🐸 (@_ArthurXGreen_) profile pictureArthur 🐸
@_ArthurXGreen_Oct 31
Restore Britain just deployed Meme Magick. Shitposters in control.
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Something i didnt notice on first watch: Emma Stone in this show talks to every working class person of color the same way you would a child or a dog.
Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo (@doulbedoink) profile pictureGot CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo@doulbedoinkOct 28
Roommate is getting so uncomfortable with me watching The Curse in the living room that he’s yelling “YOU ARE A BAD PERSON” during some of Fielders more painful deliveries
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Thatcher: The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. The humble Democratic People’s Republic of Korea:
Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) profile pictureJoe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartOct 30
Amazing chart from Adam Farrar of Bloomberg @economics. Assuming the Binance hack was done by the North Koreans, as alleged by @trmlabs, then the country just captured 75% of its total 2025 revenue in the span of just 20 minutes
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deadnaming the public universal friend is crazy
1776 Live (@250YearsAgoLive) profile picture1776 Live
@250YearsAgoLiveOct 29
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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For where I was sitting, I can see your bellee.
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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Comment les américains se sentent en "sauvant" un fœtus de l'avortement qui mourra 10 ans plus tard dans une tuerie de masse
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This video is so nice
ARIatHOME (@ARIatTWIT) profile pictureARIatHOME
@ARIatTWITOct 27
bro was getting a haircut and hopped on the mic 😂😂
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j.b. exte@jbexteOct 26
god i hate the way tech people talk. did i really think that pressing the delete button deleted my photos? yeah! obviously i did ya fucking dick
atulit (@atulit_gaur) profile pictureatulit
@atulit_gaurOct 26
didnt everyone know this? ofcourse your deleted photos are not deleted from your phone, what do you think your phone does to your deleted photos? send it to the sun to be incinerated?
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Special Ops Magazine (@specialopsmag) profile pictureSpecial Ops Magazine
@specialopsmagOct 27
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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“i want 100% of the prisoner vote including your father”
brent 🌹🗽 (@BrentInQueens) profile picturebrent 🌹🗽
@BrentInQueensOct 25
How did Lula flip so many voters in a few weeks wtf
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