Likes chocolate, cheese, Derren Brown, ghost signs, transport and trying to learn to cook.
Coventry, UK
Joined April 2009
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Hazel Nicholson retweeted
Gary Oldman giggling at farts dubbed into his movies, then laughing 'til the tears roll down his cheeks, may well be the happiest minute of your day!
3 buses an hour between Solihull and Coventry and they all leave within 5 minutes of each other. Can’t they be spread out a little more @StagecoachMids ?
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Hazel Nicholson retweeted
Lively village goings-on in the telephone box library of Cornholme, W. Yorks.
I’m completely sick of @CostaCoffee Christmas Catchup adverts on the radio. Heard one just now and it’s changed to just a Costa Catchup. There’s no escape ever.
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Being away from my parents nagging was wonderful. Showing my age here but I also had fast unlimited internet access for the first time as well which was a lot of fun.
There's something magical about student accommodation. Imagine, turning up and getting a room of your own - surrounded by new friends from across the country. So few responsibilities that come with it. Just a bed and a desk and a shared kitchen. Magic.
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Every time I hear a @sainsburys radio advert about how to make your shopping cheaper at the moment I think it should say shop in @AldiUK or @LidlGB. I don’t think that’s what they’re aiming for.
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Hazel Nicholson retweeted
Little known fact, but all phones have a little speaker at the top that you can hold to your ear. It means you can have a private conversation without the whole world listening to it
Hazel Nicholson retweeted
I was very pleased with my new pink dress until my brother killed it for me in two words, which were:
MR. BLOBBY.
As a teenager I read lots of “embarrassing moments” stories about this happening. Were they all lying?
It's only now, aged 43 years of age, that I realize that there is no special chemical in swimming pools that if you pee, it changes colour it, making it visible to everyone. There is a teeny tiny part of me that still won't risk it, in case my rationale is wrong.
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For 5 years up to 2022 my mother kept getting post from @nectar, coupons to use at @sainsburys, addressed to a stranger at her address. She posted some back, she contacted both Nectar and Sainsbury’s, to tell them to STOP sending this stuff, to correct their records.
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In 2022 she complained to the Information Commissioners Office, who found that @nectar had "not complied with its data protection obligations." Nectar confirmed to them that their records had been corrected.
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Fast forward 3 years to today…. YES!! Another set of @sainsburys /@nectar coupons in the post!!! It will take a LOT more than the measly £25 that Nectar gave my mother in 2022 to placate her this time.
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Hazel Nicholson retweeted
"We should eat fresh food the way our grandparents did instead of modern processed foods."
Also, your grandparents shopping basket...
(At the @MuseumofBrands)
My mum never did learn that with some tasks rather then telling me how you want it done, checking my work, telling me I’ve done it wrong, making me redo it and checking it again it would be done a lot faster and to your standards if you do it.
My wife always finds a way to slink out of changing our bed so I end up doing it. I purposefully don't put the fitted sheet in properly on her side so it comes off when sleeping and she ends up remaking it. Want it done to your taste? You do it.
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I do wish @nxcoventry would hurry up and buy some more new electric (single decker) buses. By my calculations they last bought new single decker buses in 2013 so the contrast between those and the electric double deckers is getting painful.
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Hazel Nicholson retweeted
Dear @JustStop_Oil - please can you come and disrupt our next show in Wolverhampton (30th) and Leicester (7th) as the media coverage would be good for sales. Tickets link in profile. Thank you.
Two Just Stop Oil protesters climbed onto the stage during a West End performance of The Tempest. Crowds booed as the actors left the stage.
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