Nah man that ain’t me, I’m from Buffalo…
Arizona Desert
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You too can be an activist! If you already have Amazon Prime, you can take $2.49 back from Jeff Bezos every month by doing this….it goes to me but, you’re still sticking it to the man.
#linkinbio
Spencer’s had a wall of decorative buttplugs, and I started singing…
🎶You’re gettin buttplugs for Christmas
Your sphincter muscle is toast
You’re gettin buttplugs for Christmas
Cause you ain’t been nothing but gross🎶
So if you hear it on the radio, just know they stole it…
I woke up today with an idea for Compassion Sunglasses. When you wear them, they make everyone look like they have Down syndrome, so it’s harder to get angry when people do retarded shit.
Me: (laying in the recliner smoking a joint)
Wife: “Your ash is falling into your beard.”
Me: (shrugs) “That’d be weird place to start caring about stuff.”
#apathyisthecure
Everyday is Halloween…put on your mask and pretend you’re a decent fucking person.
#MondayMotivation
Mother fuck…
Tropical moisture from the remnants of Priscilla is set to bring heavy rain and flooding to the Desert Southwest this weekend. Watch for the latest update. weather.com/forecast/regiona…
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Only 1 week left until Bobby will be on this side of the razor creating NOTES FROM THE PEN as a free man, so stay tuned. mc
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Gila County's emergency manager confirmed to @abc15 three people have died due to the flooding in Globe, Arizona. Search and rescue operations remain ongoing here.
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A flash flood warning continues for Globe, viewers sharing that cars and even propane tanks are being swept away by the flood in the area. A reminder to stay safe and turn around, don't drown.
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This is downtown Globe tonight where they're getting hit with some flash flooding. @abc15
Video courtesy of Jessica Weider.
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A man was transported to Copper Queen Hospital in Bisbee by helicopter over the weekend after getting stuck at the bottom of the Lavender Pit Mine. kgun9.com/news/local-news/ma…
I just say dumb stuff…what’s that mean?
When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.
