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Cincinnati, Ohio
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Today is a good day. It’s easier to be a parent this morning. Character MATTERS. Being a good person MATTERS. This is a big deal. It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around. Today is a good day. #PresidentBiden #VotersDecided
That fly brought the laugh I’ve needed for all of 2020.
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WE COULD JUST ELECT WOMEN INSTEAD OF BEING SUBJECTED TO THIS
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Idk who needs to hear this but virginity is a made-up social construct, and it has absolutely nothing to do with your hymen.
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Can somebody please tell me if the cat that ran onto the field during last night's football game is ok? I've been thinking about it all day.
guns guns guns guns guns guns, please ban guns.
Please, can we stop with the vape panic? trib.al/CNHYm7A
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Really happy to make @johndavidback's town hall presentation today as it's given me ample opportunity to show off pictures of dogs dressed as hot dogs from @OktoberfestZinz.
why am i already crying over this
Honored to be a part of ‘Tiny Changes,’ a @FRabbits tribute record being released on July 12! Album pre-order available now: lnk.to/TinyChanges
Says the state that executes more humans than any other state.
Alabama Governor claims abortion ban reflects state's commitment to "sanctity of life" mag.time.com/Tj8rmLr
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Doesn't it seem a stretch to imply that bad behavior from one volunteer in a campaign office means the race is no longer competitive? If that were the case, would anyone ever get elected? Would we be stuck with Trump right now? This language is obnoxiously alarmist & misleading.
BREAKING 🚨 A bizarre twist from the Pureval camp in what was once thought to be the most-competitive congressional race in Ohio. bit.ly/2PC8q2i
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Thanks for hooking us up with kegs of your delicious coffee in the alchemycincy Office, @thekiddcoffeeco! 🖤☕️ @ Pendleton, Ohio instagram.com/p/BlDyGLKBdXL/… – at Cincinnati, OH
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Well crap, how will I share this hilarious tweet with my coworkers? xitter.cf/mashable/status/998652…
Slack goes down, and we're finally free of this curse trib.al/IjUOd1H
A true fact of life: you will ALWAYS under estimate the amount of packing tape you need to move.
I plan to take this class with equal emphasis on learning and heckling my bud @johndavidback as he teaches. xitter.cf/GDICincinnati/status/9…
#Python is often recommended as one of the best programming languages to start with. RSVP today for our Intro to Python series that starts May 23! bit.ly/2HQ5E5X
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Straight up amazing. Reading this in our "Murder She Reads" book club soon and I can't wait. xitter.cf/TheAVClub/status/98917…
"Think you got him, Michelle": I'll Be Gone In The Dark team confirms Golden State Killer suspect arrest trib.al/TE4Amxw