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Insane Poser (Celibacy Arc)

@heavymetalifter

smoking not joking

 Ohio
Joined August 2021
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All the women at the GBK show are brown
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I’m not a black metal skinhead because I have cute curls
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Would I sound like an alcoholic if I ask my sister if it’s a dry wedding ?
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I’m cool with hypergamy because I think women deserve the BEST
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It would be really cool if Einsatzgruppen wasn’t on Asrar
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I’m thinkin my sisters wedding this weekend is sounding more and more like take a microdose
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Killing time before a meeting
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This felt nice driving through the cold Ohio farmland
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Student just asked me if the "groundhogs prediction is sometimes wrong?" He thought the groundhog was always right
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Going to my friends house to do plant stuff
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I met these hippie Christian’s on LSD and they kept hugging me and telling me God had great things in store for me
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Varg would not approve of what has been done in this shirt tonight
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I’m missing out on increased odds for the pirate shop token right now
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I’m coming around these bars enough that they call me “Tall Jesus”
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Okay Johnny 🔥
Insane Poser (Celibacy Arc) (@heavymetalifter) profile pictureInsane Poser (Celibacy Arc)
@heavymetalifterOct 10
We shot pool with Johnny K ALL DAY
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Uhhhhhhhh
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I try to get ON jury duty so I can wrongfully convict a black man
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Filling this with my crush’s face and sending it to her
Andrew Ruiz (@then_there_was) profile pictureAndrew Ruiz
@then_there_wasNov 7
Apparently most men would rank the first woman in the top 0.83% of attractiveness. But the model predicts I would rank her in the top 0.0045% of faces according to my preferences. Which is true. That is one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen. Lizard brain activated.
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Getting aids from the Blood Kult spear
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Am I the only person who remembers a version of the ISIS song remixed with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
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Why is there a billboard congratulating Abdul El Sayed in Toledo Ohio?
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