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My first blog post in 2 years. Just a list of my favorite music from 2018. h-b-e.blogspot.com/2019/03/m…
Vulture Cinematrix No. 733: Mar 29, 2026 I got 8/9 correct Score: 1984 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/playcinematrix @vulture
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Vulture Cinematrix No. 632: Dec 18, 2025 I got 8/9 correct Score: 2192 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/playcinematrix @vulture
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So each Spotify Wrapped of mine has a “Wait, I can explain that” moment. Past disclaimers have included: “So, that’s what I play for my kids when they take a bath.” “I think ‘Better Man’ might be a classic.” “I totally popped seeing Angela Lansbury in Mary Poppins Returns.”
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Onibaba. I added it to my queue out of curiosity and it ended up staying with me for days. Those early days of Netflix streaming were so great for discovery. There’s about a dozen more like this I’m sure of.
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As a proud city kid, the line “I may not have a dime/but I’ve got street savoir-faire” always goes extra hard for me, even if it is coming from an animated dog voiced by Billy Joel.
Nov 18, 1988: the animated films The Land Before Time and Disney's Oliver & Company were both released in theaters. #80s
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Love all of these. I’ve just happened to watch Malcolm X the most. It crackles with an energy that most biopics don’t have. Plus, an all-timer performance from Denzel. I mean, like, probably top 10 or 15 ever.
Four Spike Lee joints. Which one’s your favorite? 💫
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Vulture Telematrix No. 7: Mar 17, 2025 I got 9/9 correct Score: 2485 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/playtelematrix @vulture
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R.I.P. to South Central L.A. native, Roy Ayers!! Here’s 14 of my favorite songs of his that have been sampled:
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Discovering that a music video exists for a song that you’ve been listening to for years is always a thrill and a joy. youtu.be/GQRbxFbb83Y?si=jk1d…
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Vulture Telematrix No. 1: Feb 24, 2025 I got 8/9 correct Score: 2033 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/playtelematrix @vulture
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Digable Planets - Black Ego Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911 Ace Hood - Bugatti Method Man & Redman - Da Rockwilder Young Buck - Get Buck Pusha T - If You Know You Know Ol’ Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo Cash Money Millionaires - Project Bitch
8 Beats that had me fucked up and changed my life In no particular order Mase - Looking at Me Destiny’s Child - Lose my breath Kelis - Get along with you Jay-Z - Some how, Some way 702 - I still love you Cee Lo - Ill be around Outkast - Chonkyfire Cherish - Do it to it.
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Also, while I have my phone open, I was so excited to see several Behind The Music eps listed on the VH-1 schedule after midnight that I thought we were getting an all-day marathon in traditional New Year’s Day fashion. That turned out to not be the case and I was a little sad.
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I get that our viewing habits have changed drastically with so much classic TV readily available to stream/download, but I still have faith in the communal power of telling your online network, “Hey, the MC Hammer BTM is coming on at 5:00” and sharing the experience together.
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If I can post one list within the next 12 months, I’ll consider the year a partial success.
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Me when I see a date from 1994-2002 in the Box Office Game boxofficega.me March 13, 1998 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ✅ 120 ✅ 170 ✅ 125 ➕ 160 🏆 975
I had to dig DEEP for that #2 movie. boxofficega.me December 3, 1993 ✅ 200 ✅ 55 ✅ 165 ✅ 165 ✅ 160 ➕ 80 🏆 825
In no order The Godfather The Purple Rose of Cairo Bicycle Thieves Toy Story 3 Drag Me To Hell
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1) The Five Heartbeats 2) The Rocky Horror Picture Show 3) Young Frankenstein 4) Little Shop of Horrors 5) Pulp Fiction
What are 5 movies you're confident you've seen at least 10 times? 1.) Clueless 2.) Grandmas Boy 3.) Friday 4.) I’m Gonna Git You Sucka 5.) Wizard of Oz
I don't know who needs to hear this, but police officers are not the authority on police brutality. The People are.
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