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Fully automated nonbinary celestial communist hedge wizard from space. I have left for greener pastures - threads / bsky (same username)

Joined March 2009
lmao check out my pinned tweet
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HedgeWizardly (threads|bsky) retweeted
removing people based on “vibes” is pretty much the only way to maintain a good discord beyond a certain size
Got banned from 28's discord for saying this lmao 🫡
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We heard you like Pokémon 🔥🌊🍃 @Pumpkaamy is your one true source for all things Pokémon. TCG, Games and custom art alters 😍 All surrounded by a awesome community for you to join in with! CHICKEN SOUPPPP 🐓✨
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Kiriko in prop hunt be like: “You should see me as a bike”
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Okie doke I think I’m about done with this hellsite, see y’all on threads I guess 😬 will probably check back occasionally just to see who else I need to follow elsewhere though, so drop your @ here for threads if I’m not following already 👀
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my cat every morning before I feed her:
pov i am wondering if i should eat u or not
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Ghosts!!👻 It's been a while since I made one of those doodle pages heh teapaw.org/scarVii/status/1627063…
Bugs!! 🪲 Gotta be my fav type when it comes to designs. I already used some of my fav bugs on the pages below! #Pokemon teapaw.org/scarVii/status/1620925…
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Eggma’am
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Moral of the story to my fellow ADHDers with rejection sensitivity: That unnamed fear you have about finally facing something you've been avoiding? That thing you're embarrassed about finally addressing after all this time? ... It's probably not going to be as bad as you think.
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I just want a social media app that’s - simple to use - has my friends on it - isnt driven by an algorithm that just wants endless consumption - isnt filled with ads every other post - doesnt allow bigots on it because of rich white people misunderstanding “free speech”
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yo how do you unlock the extra battery slots on an iPhone?
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in honor of barista sojourn here's what i think every overwatch heroes coffee order looks like
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BOP! 💥🔨
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Big fan of how @McDonaldsUK and @ubereats_uk customer service keeps you in a waiting queue for long enough that they stop serving the breakfast menu so they can't actually correct a mistake and get you the food you ordered :)))
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Don't look at me, I'm hangry
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£22 for a breakfast roll and 4 hash browns between two hungry adults, but at least I got a £6 refund after a 30 minute customer service call🤪I'm just gonna start fuckin driving to the restaurant again, this service is terrible lol
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So uhhh anyone got any bsky invite codes going? 👀
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HedgeWizardly (threads|bsky) retweeted
Rate limit this
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"The rich are good people deep down" Seen in Seattle, Washington
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What is the charge? Exceeding a rate limit? A succulent rate limit
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