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“Sorry, are you on lunch?”
“No, just holding and eating this sandwich for a friend”
Helen 🐥 retweeted
Today reportedly the most depressing day of the year, unlike the previous 700 which have famously been a barrel of laughs.
Helen 🐥 retweeted
“Tea?”
“No, thanks, I don’t drink tea”
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave”
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ALTERNATIVES TO VEGANUARY:
JANUAIRY - do lots of walks
MAN WITH A VANUARY - buy a transit and help strangers move house
PETER PANUARY - act like a child all month
BRANUARY – eat lots of Bran Flakes
JACKIE CHANUARY – learn Karate and become a Hollywood star
FLANUARY - make flans
Helen 🐥 retweeted
“Can you believe it’s Christmas next week?”
“Yes because we’ve been talking about Christmas obsessively for about five months now”
It really does! This is my second favourite christmas gif and so accurate too #northantshour
Love this 😍☕️
We're all about sharing the love this Christmas! We'll be giving away 1 million drinks in our app this festive period for you to gift it to someone you love. Keep your eyes on the app. T&C apply. 🎅☕️🎁
Open the app here: swf3j.app.goo.gl/WwDEE
Good evening #northantshour we’ve just learnt lots about hedgehogs at guides this evening! How is everyone?