max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:52 PM UTC

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixisms10m

little spider living under my gas cap?!

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 11, 2026 · 2:16 AM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixisms21h

he's giving elmer's glue

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lee🛸♠️ plays aces high · Nov 10, 2026 · 4:11 AM UTC

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lee🛸♠️ plays aces high@s0phomor3slumpNov 10

he must’ve had a vibrator up his ass like there’s no way

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jerry · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:55 AM UTC

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jerry@ANerdNamedJerryNov 10

how it feels to be a university student in late october - the entirety of november

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 10, 2026 · 4:23 AM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsNov 10

i love my Naked Slippery Lips lip balm

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ethical hater · Nov 9, 2026 · 6:05 PM UTC

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ethical hater@DijahSBNov 9

WHY DIE WHEN YOU CAN DANCE

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sam henri gold · Nov 9, 2026 · 1:36 AM UTC

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sam henri gold

@samhenrigoldNov 9

“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 9, 2026 · 10:30 PM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsNov 9

bored at work so i'm walking around southern africa on google earth

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 9, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsNov 9

finished my homework the day before it's due instead of the morning of CAN I GET A #YASS

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 8, 2026 · 9:54 PM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsNov 8

mormons at my door.... these two girls telling me to come join them at church on sunday and i was like "Oh no i'm not religious" and they're like "Okay well if you ever want to! we're with the church of latter day saints" and i do not think i was able to hide the face i made

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 8, 2026 · 9:54 PM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsNov 8

i was just like Ooookay. nice to meet you. but i was on the way out the door to grab my laundry when they knocked so i had to awkwardly walk behind them a few meters to get to the laundry room. and my edibles had just kicked in. nightmare situatuon all around

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max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ · Nov 8, 2026 · 8:38 PM UTC

max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsNov 8

tdick is like if dick was all tip and foreskin

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randy butternubs · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:21 PM UTC

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randy butternubs@thisisecstasyNov 7

I’m doing No Kill Yourself November and it’s where you try to get through the month without ending it all

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mari 🫶🏾 · Nov 7, 2026 · 11:20 PM UTC

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mari 🫶🏾@os4muusNov 7

can’t believe i once used to take the racists and the misogynists and the homo/transphobes seriously but here’s a reminder that YOU ARE WORTHLESS. you’re literally nothing! you really have such a sad existence and people don’t understand how you live the way you do. ⬇️

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bad_vertex · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

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bad_vertex@BadVertexDevNov 7

humans forced to work grueling 9-to-5s to afford to live while the puppets get to paint and sing and write day and night. Why do this if not for contempt for the arts and for humanity. I just can't explain how much I hate you. I hate you so much

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@dhvanilNov 6

i went to bed and asked claude to paint an autumn tree overnight. at around 4am, it realised that it didn't have some shades -- so it stopped and titrated its own paint: diluting red, sienna and madder step by step on a second palette, then measuring each pocket from a photo. woke up to this beautiful watercolor painting. 303 brush marks, took about 4.5 hours 🍂 (still working on the speed)