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i understand working moms now. i had a baby 24 hours ago and now i’m at work wondering what he’s doing. ps: the baby is a hamster

If you wanna play with hardware, DM me.

wrote out a list of who i’m looking for. X, work your magic. non negotiable 25 to 35 y/o taller than 175 cm smart, funny, lighthearted ambitious and genuinely obsessed with something kind, thoughtful, emotionally mature communicates clearly and doesn’t play weird texting games wants a serious relationship wants kids, minimum 2 can cook not a gamer (pls) supportive of my career and not intimidated by an ambitious woman independent, but still knows how to take care of someone takes care of himself has his own life, friends, interests, and goals lives in the Bay Area or is actually willing to make geography work strongly preferred works in tech / engineering / startups nerdy passionate about building things likes dogs (must) likes art (specifically mine :d) enjoys random trips, dinners, walks, and trying new places has a healthy relationship with work replies to texts at a latency i consider acceptable appreciates Turkish food can beat me at backgammon (at least try bonus points likes coffee lets me steal his hoodies has heated seats unhinged who wants to cofound the rest of my life with me?😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨