they/he ✨ 30s ✨ mdni
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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mini #hollanov smau new purchase 😍
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shane thinking β€œmy man my man my man” in his head
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my very own ugj cameo (befriending authors and annoying them to death works y’all)
Ilya takes over the Centaurs social media for a week to post very intentional thirst traps of himself and very unintentional thirst traps of Shane. archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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listen i was also once an overly-combative internet guy and am still very opinionated. However some of you have got to stop arguing with people online every fucking day it'll just make you miserable and annoy everyone around you. start moving like this
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fucks me up so bad that, in book canon, earlier in the day was one of the few times they’d had sex facing each other, and ilya had to make it a special request β€œi’d like to look at you tonight, i think”. then he gets it AGAIN just for everything to implode
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mini #hollanov smau "Ottawa Centaurs plays Wordle"
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going back to my roots (reading sambucky fanfic)
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my fave in case anyone wants a recommendation: archiveofourown.org/works/30…
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notice how the one and only captain america has a healthy loving relationship with his son β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή i can see why they’re mad
scott lang: deadbeat father john walker: deadbeat father alexei: gave up his daughters to child trafficking steve: his child will die bc of him
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mcu pisses me off bc they make the masterpiece that is fatws to show sam’s struggle with accepting the shield and feeling like he isn’t good enough just to turn around and bring steve back and have people calling him captain america and not sam. isaiah bradley said it best:
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haven’t seen a single shitty tweet about hud and his girl on my tl and that’s proof that blocking and training your algorithm works
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"A guest," I answered, "worthy to be here": Love said, "You shall be he." 🀍 mine and @chlebnazaba baby for @BottomIlyaWeek is outttt read fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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bisexual apex predator spotting his favorite (and weakest) target
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instead of tuna-melt gate, Shane and Ilya have a fantastic sleepover, and everything is good, well, mostly, Ilya doesn’t try to take things a step further and Shane doesn’t panic, but then as Shane is leaving, he gives Ilya a quick kiss on the lips and is like β€œbye, I love you”—
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being a sports fan is about managing your emotions through healthy outlets like harboring hate and nurturing lifelong grudges
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the MLH does a haunted house social media bit where they make unlikely pairs of players from a few teams go through a haunted house together for the reactions. of course it's hollander and rozanov paired together, the two lifelong rivals
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ilya found out that shane is still on the market and immediately decided to wife him up by showing his incredible parenting skills i'm cackling
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