Now that Michael got circumcised he's not feeling the sharp pain of the glass shard inside of his foreskin. But, a VERY ugly man comes and slices his cock in half! Michael screams in agony but he realizes that he kinda likes it and begs for more.
The man's name is Michael, his birthday is today. He's having a ton of fun until a glass bottle breaks while he's masturbating and a glass shard goes in his foreskin. Now his birthday is ruined and he needs to get circumcised. Happy birthday Michael! 🎂🎁🎉🎉
noooooo everyone in pilipin wants to KILL themselves rn because of the discord ban
Primary Crisis Hotline in The Philippines: 1553
Yeah it's not like this has been a rumor for a long time
MILES MORALES 🎬🤯
#RUMOR - According to insider MyTimeToShineHello, Miles Morales will be part of 'SPIDER-MAN 5' and Tom Holland has already signed a massive contract to return as Peter Parker.
SOURCE: MyTimeToShineHello
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Sony Pictures will have a panel at CineLatam on Monday at 1.30pm EST
It will be an hour long
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David Harbour shares a line from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’:
“You… are Tony Stark.”
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