@hellodavsk

“When you know nothing matters the universe is yours.” Bristol bloke. Bins: Wednesday. Parody account.

 Bristol, England
Joined August 2010
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I want cake.
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A thread of Muslim women talking about their attention to daydreaming. Why are they addicted to daydreaming? Because that's their only escape. This is islam!
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@ladyyimiOct 25
معتقلات المنازل ٩٠٪ عندهم ادمان احلام اليقظة اغلبنا عايشين بعالم موازي ٩٩٪ مننا عندنا ادمان اغاني ننسدح ونتخيل شي مانقدر نوصله وممنوع ومحرم وصوله بدينا ننجن #معتقلات_المنازل25 #٢٠٣٠_بلا_نقاب25
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He ruined it…
Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Good for him
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New Hallowe’en fancy dress just dropped
Flibbertigibbet@antisxgOct 25
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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Donpir
@don_petOct 25
Before you buy your next car, better come and watch this before you decide. E be like say na Tesla next o!! Benz don fall my hand for here!
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None of the goons behind this guy have been to Norway or know where/what Norway is.
Clash Report
@clashreportOct 25
Trump on Norway: Norway has become a shithouse country. Norway sucks.
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Want to feel old? This is what Marty McFly looks like today
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Dave 🇺🇦@hellodavskJul 23
If only Abingdon reservoir (first proposed in 2006) had been given the green light it would have been built by now. Imagine that.
Sky News
@SkyNewsJul 21
BREAKING: Thames Water issues hosepipe ban from Thursday, prohibiting all customers from using them to water gardens, clean cars, fill paddling pools, or top up hot tubs. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Night shift workers seeing the clock go from 01:59 to 01:00.
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Andy Burnham
@andyburnham20 Apr 2014
Moyes never does well away at the big clubs.
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Turns out the “poor man” is most likely a nonce. Ah well, eh Piers?
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan13 Aug 2018
Dear Meghan Markle, all your fancy new palaces, servants & tiaras won’t make up for losing your father. Get on a plane & go see the poor man before it’s too late. You can’t just freeze him out of your life like you’ve done the rest of your family & most of your old friends.
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It was because he was a nonce, Piers. xitter.cf/piersmorgan/status/101…
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan26 Jun 2018
So weird that Meghan Markle STILL hasn’t visited her father since his heart attack. xitter.cf/harveylevintmz/status/…
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It was because he was a nonce, Piers. xitter.cf/piersmorgan/status/138…
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan4 May 2021
*NEW COLUMN* How the hell can Meghan 'I hate royalty but call me Duchess' Markle preach about father-child relationships when she's disowned her own Dad, and wrecked her husband's relationship with his? dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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Seems like a missed opportunity tbh
Cllr Joanna Wright@clrjoannawrightOct 20
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Further surveys and mitigation required: shorturl.at/aAEu0
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Dammit that link works only on desktop apparently.
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I’m pro-growth. I’m pro-nature. If developers actually put the work in (accurate surveys, mitigation for habitat loss), things might actually get built.
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Navy Lookout
@NavyLookoutOct 24
HMS Queen Elizabeth inbound to Gibraltar this morning. Via @dparody
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