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bloomington, mn
Joined August 2008
Among Democrats - "How would you feel if you woke up and saw Donald Trump died in his sleep?" Positive: 55% Neutral: 28% Negative: 8% Center For Strategic Politics / Sept 8, 2026
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๐Ÿงต: Hereโ€™s what prominent Dems and DFLers in key races said about Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly: Gov. Walz: โ€œWho?โ€ Sen. Klobuchar: โ€œSorry, Iโ€™m not familiar.โ€ DFL Chair Carlbom: โ€œTiny What?โ€ Sen. Tina Smith: โ€œWell heโ€™s no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on The Colgate Hour.โ€
๐Ÿงต: Hereโ€™s what prominent Dems and DFLers in key races said about Hasan Pikerโ€™s visit. AG Keith Ellison: "The [attorney general] has other events planned on his calendar at that time and wonโ€™t be attending," his spokesperson Brian Evans said.
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Delaware LLC with no campaign finance disclosure attacking Amy from the left two weeks out from the election. Looks like the GOP is getting desperate.
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โ€œPlease donโ€™t embarrass us with our own unforced October Surprise against ourselves.โ€
DOJ asks Judge Boasberg to postpone consideration of unsealing the search warrant for Rep. Omar until after it is "fully executed." s3.documentcloud.org/documenโ€ฆ
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Tim right now
SPOTTED: Ilhan Omar's oldest daughter Isra Hirsi was seen pulling into the driveway of Omar's D.C. home Saturday night โ€” nearly one week after Homeland Security Investigations raided the residence as part of an immigration fraud probe. Two days later, Omar's second daughter was seen arriving at the home along with a woman who appeared to be the young teenager's caretaker. Omar has not been seen in public since the raid. Her husband Tim Mynett has appeared multiple times to walk the family dog, telling reporters they're "annoying the hell out of the neighbors." Full story here foxnews.com/politics/ilhan-oโ€ฆ
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END OF AN ERA? After years of adding โ€œKen Martin, Chairโ€ to the end of every black box disclosure so Ken could remind everyone who the big cheese was, Richard has humbly chosen to take a less ostentatious approach to his campaign finance obligations.
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Hey bitch baby, did you forget to condemn Republicans for targeting Rep. Omar before leaping at the opportunity to attack Rep. Omar? Or are you just a worthless asshole?
As Democrats, we are right to speak out when Republicans spread hateful rhetoric. We have the same responsibility when it comes from our own side. Hasan Pikerโ€™s record of hateful rhetoric is clear. Senator Omar Fateh and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar should not lend him their platform. My full statement:
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
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Congratulations Congressman Little.
Eric Pratt, the republican running for Angie Craig's open seat in MN-02, left the AI restating his prompt on his website. "The President is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs." lmfao
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Scratch an angry reply guy, and an angry divorced guy bleeds.
This guyโ€™s wife left him because of communism.
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Cops have been doing a wildcat strike after Moriarty tried to hold one (1) officer accountable. If a County Attorney candidate is promising you to hold police accountable AND to have a good working relationship with police, then he is telling a lie to either you or the police.
Public safety is a right for everyone, not a privilege for some, and public safety starts with the County Attorney. That means working alongside law enforcement and community leaders, focusing resources on violent and repeat offenders, and holding anyone who harms our neighbors accountable. For the last four years, this office has failed to lead on public safety and has broken its relationship with law enforcement. I will rebuild that relationship. I will lead from the front on public safety. I will demand excellence from law enforcement and hold officers accountable when they abuse their power. And I expect them to hold me to the same standard.
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Fun Word Search Puzzle: Find โ€œMinnesotaโ€ in this tweet.
Violent crime rate by every U.S. state (per 100,000 residents) : ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 1. Alaska โ€” 724 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 2. New Mexico โ€” 717 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 3. Tennessee โ€” 592 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 4. Arkansas โ€” 579 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 5. Louisiana โ€” 520 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 6. California โ€” 486 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 7. Colorado โ€” 476 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 8. Missouri โ€” 462 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 9. Kansas โ€” 439 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 10. South Carolina โ€” 437 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 11. Michigan โ€” 434 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 12. Montana โ€” 423 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 13. Oklahoma โ€” 423 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 14. Arizona โ€” 422 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 15. Maryland โ€” 420 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 16. Nevada โ€” 402 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 17. Texas โ€” 389 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 18. New York โ€” 380 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 19. North Carolina โ€” 376 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 20. South Dakota โ€” 362 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 21. Delaware โ€” 361 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 22. Alabama โ€” 360 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 23. Oregon โ€” 331 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 24. Washington โ€” 326 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 25. Georgia โ€” 326 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 26. Massachusetts โ€” 315 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 27. Indiana โ€” 313 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 28. Ohio โ€” 294 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29. Illinois โ€” 289 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 30. Wisconsin โ€” 279 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 31. Florida โ€” 267 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 32. Minnesota โ€” 257 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 33. North Dakota โ€” 254 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 34. West Virginia โ€” 249 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 35. Pennsylvania โ€” 246 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 36. Iowa โ€” 243 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 37. Idaho โ€” 231 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 38. Utah โ€” 230 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 39. Nebraska โ€” 221 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 40. Vermont โ€” 219 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 41. Virginia โ€” 218 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 42. New Jersey โ€” 218 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 43. Hawaii โ€” 218 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 44. Kentucky โ€” 213 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 45. Mississippi โ€” 210 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 46. Wyoming โ€” 203 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 47. Rhode Island โ€” 154 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 48. Connecticut โ€” 136 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 49. New Hampshire โ€” 110 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 50. Maine โ€” 100 District of Columbia โ€” 1,005 U.S. overall โ€” roughly 360โ€“380 per 100,000 Note: Violent crime includes murder, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault. Rates from FBI Uniform Crime Reporting 2024 data. Source: FBI UCR via BeautifyData and OpenCrime rankings of 2024 data, updated 2025โ€“2026
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It would be really funny if they go full QAnon with this and insist that Tim was shipping child slaves in empty wine barrels to harvest their adrenochromes.
Just in: According to Rep. James Comer, the winery once owned by Ilhan Omar and her husband Tim Mynett were actually selling barrels of wine that were COMPLETELY EMPTY.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
this was too much
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They have a party for that, itโ€™s called the GOP.
I would rather lose than partner with socialist/communist
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Nightmare blunt rotation.
Great door knock launch at the campaign office with Mayor Jacob Frey and Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt. 17 days to go. Weโ€™re ready for change in Hennepin County!
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What the fuck are you even talking about, you gnarly potato? Anders Folk attended the University of Minnesota for law school, while Cedrick Frazier attended William Mitchell.
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This rotten pumpkin of a human being got a fuckoff BA from UW-Madison in flute or fucking whatever, and has the temerity to call William Mitchell law school "not a real school." Come the fuck on, man.
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So a local police department spoon fed a local journalist unsubstantiated anecdotes and the Hennepin County Attorney's Office asked to meet with him in person. Apparently the HCAO had more evidence (data and emails) to defend themselves from the local police department's claims. "What happen reporting?" asked a former contributor for the Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder.
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