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This is a personal twitter account and contains the random ranty sweariness of my mind.

Exeter, England
Joined November 2013
One of the only clear things from this year's @SixNationsRugby is that @ITV @ITVX is fucking appalling. Who do we have to donate to at @BBCSport to get this tournament back with them in 2027!?
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It looks like we're all finally getting out of the hellscape this became, huzzah! I'll be on bluesky at cazfarmer 🙋🏼‍♀️
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7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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I'm a smart, resourceful woman and I've spent a good part of today trying to think through how I can keep myself safe from the man in my airbnb who is following me and making me feel uncomfortable. And the reality is that I can't. If he decides to follow me to my next.. 1/x
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Men have greater physical strength and have shown themselves, on the whole, to be unable to handle that responsibly. Levels of physical and sexual violence against women mean that no woman is safe. Something seriously needs to be done with the male community to figure out... 4/x
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.. what it is they need to better handle themselves and take care of the women around them. Rather than saying 'not all men' or whingeing about intl women's day or positive discrim, maybe the lads should get together and sort their shit out. Personally, I'm so done with them. End
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I'm just a girl slowly fast forwarding through 15 BBC iplayer videos trying to find the sport I was watching on catch up before they switched the coverage to another channel *every damn day*
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The Olympics illustrate that there is far too much football and far too little of other sports on terrestrial television.
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Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.
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.@carolvorders YOU ARE BLOODY MAGNIFICENT. EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THIS 🔥🔥🔥
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