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"Maybe if you go to bed you will feel better in the morning" is the human equivalent of
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
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I love direct communication.
Please disappoint me in one clear sentence so I can get on with my day.
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when you text them "have fun and be safe" and they reply with "i can still text you," that pretty much sums up the kind of person i want.
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ولله لو كان شيخ الشيوخ.. ملايين الدنيا ما بتخليني اتحمل فكرة انه حرمة ثانية تلمس الريال اللي احبه و تشاركني فيه.. و الحرمة اللي ترضى هي بس اللي ما تحب ريلها
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?




























