@herekdeckman

Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2016
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Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!
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I remember seeing this as a kid and not understanding it at all
Jon W. (v2)@rarefilmsguy12h
On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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James Whalefall (man gets swallowed by a giant version of classic Universal horror director James Whale)
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Catholic long game absolutely undefeated
Antonello Guerrera
@antoguerreraOct 23
NEW from Buckingham Palace @RoyalFamily Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex accepts honorary title at St George’s Chapel, Windsor With the gracious approval of His Majesty The King, The Dean and Canons of Windsor are delighted to announce that His Holiness Pope Leo XIV has become Papal Confrater of the College of St George at St George’s Chapel, Windsor.
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A clean well-lighted pumpkin spice cafe
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Sure, all the other members of the circle of friends with whom I share a terrible secret have recently turned up dead, but I’m not worried. It’s probably something else
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Hard RIP🙏
The Hollywood Reporter
@THROct 22
Tom Skerritt, Star of 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien,' Dies at 93 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

Tom Skerritt, Star of ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien,’ Dies at 93

Mentored by Robert Altman in 'M*A*S*H,' the Emmy-winning actor later stood out in 'Top Gun,' 'The Turning Point' and 'A River Runs Through It.'

hollywoodreporter.com
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Very underrated but absolutely steadfast “Would”
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And I hope this message reaches and brings comfort to his family 🙏
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All I’m trying to do with my life, man
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SCAREk HELLman retweeted
The Art Noticer@HowdyDudaOct 22
Somebody get these DEVILS out of here!
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This is how I feel literally all the time
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My favorite Tom Waits line is “a rat always knows when he’s in with weasels.” Just a great line. No clue what it means but it also makes total sense to me
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*in whatever way convincingly makes me sound like not a serial killer* “Goodbye Horses is really a jam”
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Texting about You Can See Everything
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@evek181818
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Fielder: And you get why this is funny Holmes: Because going to see a clown isn’t a common medical recommendation?
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Vatican News
@VaticanNewsOct 21
Pope Leo XIV’s doctors have confirmed that the tumor removed on October 13 was a lung adenocarcinoma and that the disease was localized. Dr. Luigi Carbone and Professor Stefano Margaritora said on Wednesday evening that a subsequent oncological assessment has confirmed that “no further treatment is necessary.”
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New York Magazine
@NYMagOct 21
Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…

Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig Are Engaged

The news comes just a month after their exes, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, got married.

thecut.com
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CDC reports outbreak of “the sillies” localized to Mr. Derek’s classroom
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Ate a banana today instead of my usual apple and the way my kids reacted you would have thought I butchered the national anthem and spit on a bald eagle
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