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Hershall Cook

@HershallCook

Writer and producer. Ridiculous with a side of morbid.

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Joined January 2015
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Appease a narcissistic hero, flirt relentlessly with reporters, and fight an obese villain named Blimpus in Sidekicks Never Win, my stupid choose-your-own adventure game. newgrounds.com/portal/view/7…
Sidekicks Never Win

Sidekicks Never Win

No one ever cared about the sidekick. Until now.

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Neil Floyd@NeilTFloyd23 Jan 2018
Finished work on a soundtrack by @AlexPGrover for a new game by @HershallCook last night! Check out his previous one on @Newgrounds, it has a ton of awards and stuff. newgrounds.com/portal/view/6…

Ridiculous Text Adventures

You've been gifted an AI companion! There's just one problem: it's in love with you.

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According to veteran game designer @danctheduck, all games must end with a sandwich. I've been saying this for years.
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Few things are more insulting to one's intelligence than having someone try to recruit you into a flagrantly obvious pyramid scheme.
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Super Bowl Sunday means everything to my cat. She's been on the sofa for eight hours in anticipation.
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If you're looking for funny, well-edited videos and/or someone with a good beard, check out this channel. teapaw.org/2_left_thumbs/status/8…
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We are re-launching our Patreon with brand new rewards and goals! Come check it out!! youtu.be/SWBVUXPwW_g?a
NEW PATREON | 2 Left Thumbs

NEW PATREON | 2 Left Thumbs

We are completely re-launching our Patreon with brand new goals and...

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I woke up to one hundred followers on @Newgrounds! Next stop: ten million.
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Check out this new game from @hershallcook! Super funny with so many possibilities! youtu.be/btfbkULEwXU
Ridiculous Text Adventures

Ridiculous Text Adventures

≡ "Fall in love with an AI and clean toilets in Ridiculous Text Adv...

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We have a new game from @HershallCook The man who brought us When Goats Join Cults !! youtu.be/w5Gz46CI1h8?a
Let's Play Ridiculous Text Adventures - Meaningful Chair Love |...

Let's Play Ridiculous Text Adventures - Meaningful Chair Love |...

Let's Play Ridiculous Text AdventuresPlay it on Newgrounds ► http...

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Just got an offer to work for free. "I would like an interactive porn," he wrote. "It should be funny and make me happy." @forexposure_txt
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@SteamShovelers Almost a month in! Are you guys still on pace to review every game released on Steam?
Fall in love with an AI and clean toilets in Ridiculous Text Adventures, my stupid choose-your-own-adventure game. newgrounds.com/portal/view/6… …
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@_blakemann Any progress on the Blackwood game?
According to the York Times, almost a quarter of my college belonged to the top 1%. I definitely should have married someone from there.
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My dad transforms into a different person when wearing a VR headset. Specifically, he becomes someone who insults those who don't like VR.
#Falcons show kids team. John L: How about that! Outstanding. Kevin B: I thought you were excited about my promo. J: Well, that's great too.
As far as I'm concerned, @SleepFuriously1 is the pinnacle of educational games.
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When you put #gamedev and #indiedev into tweets, you get followers. They only last for a day, sure, but you always get them. It's a miracle!
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Day two of ancient bug reports: the gravity defying elevator. #gamedev #indiedev
For some reason I have a folder of bug recordings from my first game, Corruption. I call this one "Leaning Tower of Clones." #gamedev #indie
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