Hessian (@hessian) header
Hessian (@hessian) profile picture

My Bacon Number is 3. Theatre. TV. Conservative. Razorbacks. Vikings. Dodgers. Tweets are obviously my opinion. Movie reviews at @popcornbucketXL

Nebraska/Iowa/South Dakota
Joined November 2006
Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)Photo by Hessian (@hessian)
Now I understand where Major Nelson (from the documentary I DREAM OF JEANNIE) went wrong. He kept his genie in a bottle, when he should have stored her in a Bible! @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
10
What is this +34 stat on @ESPN? @Vikings @BuffaloBills
1
38
Figured it out. It indicates what yard line they are on. + means they've crossed the 50.
30
Hey @BlazeTV , I know @PatUnleashed and @glennbeck , but i could use some name chronicles for the other guys!
12
I can't tell you how many times I heard the 60 second version of this on my radio app in October. I figured it would air non-stop today, but, strangely I miss it. It's catchy. youtu.be/nBaSS9_bIJA?si=D1Gr…
19
Charlie Steiner is out of his league tonight. He's called two inside pitches as low and outside and just mistook Contreras' ground rule double as a two run Homer. Its time to hang up the mic. #dodgers
1
101
After @realKrisCruz finally turns the board over to Grok, will the show start on time? @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak
11
This stuff drives me crazy. The blue on the helmet is NOT the same shade of blue as the jersey. Do better. #panthers
1
40
I've never noticed before but Nancy Grace pronounces the word 'mother' like she's a member of the Lumbee tribe. @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
24
Talk about burying the lede! @glennbeck went to YALE???!!
15
While discussing tarrifs, @glennbeck just asked "How do you make a Canadian wine?" The correct answer: "You rename their lake." @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed
11
Gas prices shot up so high before my lunch break that my car appreciated in value $25 just sitting in the parking lot.
14
Its the 21st century. Could we at least get a sign that tells drivers how long the drinking train is going to be crossing traffic? Am I here for 3 minutes? 15? Am i going to get where I'm going on time?
1
23
Could we do the elephant report again, this time w Fleetwood Mac's TUSK playing under it? @JeffyJFR @PatUnleashed
26
I don't see what the fuss is about with that trans police car in Toronto. Burt Reynolds drove a Trans Am in the documentary SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT way back in 1977 and no one complained. East bound and down - 10-4, good buddy!! @JeffyJFR @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz
101
Personally, if *I* was in charge of the franchise, I think I'd do whatever I could to avoid having my players wear Black Sox. Say it ain't so... #dodgersvswhitesox @Dodgers @Stink_Eye
52
Hearing Jeffy say "Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I?" was NOT on my bingo card - maybe next week it will be! @JeffyJFR @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz
14
3-0 against orange jerseys this week.
30