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Michaela Gardner

@hey_micky

Oxford comma 4 lyfe https://teapaw.org/t.co/PzB6HuAIEm

 London
Joined October 2008
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So. Pluribus. Are we just saying that us cynical, cranky bitches will save humanity?
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Who is this @reformparty_uk prick on @BBCNewsnight who can't wear proper shoes?
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Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs 馃殌馃搱馃挵
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Look at her face. She would 100% do it again. Zero regrets
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Your mum鈥檚 got a haunted hoop etc etc
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Sarah Shafi is being excellent about Masterchef on Newsnight
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My culture is not your costume 馃ぇ
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G Major and her friends have started a WhatsApp group called "Year 6 Mums". They all have alter egos and are messaging humble brags about their imaginary children and pass agg comments on each others' middle aged appearance
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Top message so far: So that weightloss was just diet and exercise, was it? 馃拤 These bitches are BRUTAL
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When you鈥檙e responsible for the destruction of the crab population but they鈥檙e just so delicious
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New pair of yet-to-be-named voids
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My favourite Madness song
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Ding, you were absolutely the bestest boy, a curry-eating, cake-stealing, blindness-faking, noisy, cross-eyed, dribbling fool. Go well, Pig Smasher 鉂わ笍馃悎鈥嶁瑳馃寛
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My brain at 3am
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What a slag
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This will forever be my favourite conversation with G Major
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A tumor
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20 years at to the day, I stepped off a flight to LHR, having packed up, sold and given away my life in Brisbane with no plans to return
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Danced Sung Roller derbyed Baked Made a thousand school lunches Drunk too much Drunk too little
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Best decision I ever made
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