v8n abbr • /veɪt(ə)n/ Abbreviation of the phrase “views my own”, or the longer form “opinions my own and not those of employers past, present, or future”, because who has that many free characters in their bio?

Somehow @GOSHCharity have sent me, someone who has never volunteered for or donated directly to them, someone else’s running vest. The name and address of the intended recipient are inside the parcel as a printed delivery note. No idea how this can have happened

Why have @ChatGPT changed the green colour in the app appearance settings? My elegant forest green is now a horrible bright teal 🤮

Perks of donating blood, ranked: potential to save lives; feel accomplished; cup of tea and a mint club

Just trying to load results @EnglandRugby! englandrugby.com/fixtures-an…

It’s 2026, how on earth did the @oddschecker #breach contain passwords? @troyhunt

Angus writing his match report #argveng

Apologies if you can’t get hold of me for ten mins, Gardener has just given me a yellow too #argveng

Got one ticket spare for #HALSHW tonight! @HallamFC1860 @swfc

Ce soir je suis français

What’s-his-name from @reformparty_uk on @LBC saying @RestoreBritain took votes away from the democratic process because of ego… how entitled do you have to be?! No one party is entitled to your vote

Gutted we read the open days at @HallamFC1860 wrong and had to watch the opener at tavern 😭 see you tomorrow 🤣

Common @SnazzyLabs W: “the good version of this product finds what’s already yours. The bad version (the version that everybody keeps pushing with AI) manufactures more garbage that real people just have to sift through”

“A society cannot regulate, review, and consult itself into dynamism” Well I thought it was good anyway

I did my first bit of political writing in nearly 20 years 🤯 ols.wtf/essays/decline-briti… #britain #operations #politics #ukpol

Spotted the gorgeous Bilbo in Stannington this morning ☀️ #dogsatpollingstations

Yes again the 81 from Stannington changes from two minutes away to non-existent. Yet again I get delayed into work by 40 minutes. Yet again my boss asks “do you not check the live tracking?” Yet again I say “yes but it is shit“. @FirstBusUK what a shower. Come on @olivercoppard

“Just listening to the ref there” except we weren’t because we had a fucking virgin atlantic advert instead. Utter bullshit @SixNationsRugby

I call out bad, I call out good. Spot on @SY_Supertram for the travel voucher and chocolate this morning. A lovely gesture and shows they do care about the impact of the disruption. The chap at Malin Bridge just now is a credit to you

Ref is crooked as fuck. Ignore blatant forward pass from Argentina then penalise England on the break for a perfect lateral #ENGARG