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I am very embarrassed, I meant to tweet this photo and send that photo to my dad instead to prove that I am eating sufficiently while at school.
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Who’s the IT intern that blew up the servers over at @SpiritAirlines and destroyed everyone’s flight plans this morning
I am absolutely heartbroken - I dropped one of my @loopearplugs on the sidewalk while I was in New Orleans and it went through a grate 😭 out of all the places it could have fallen, it had to go THROUGH the grate.
New awesome road food alert: @Panera's spicy chicken sandwich with pickled onion & cucumber added. 10/10 recommend, and it comes in a box that's easy to hold
emily 🐝 retweeted
The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me.
Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit
why do men use so much body wash at once in the shower?? like sir, I understand your desire to be clean, swimming in soap is not the way to achieve that goal
Got my @Spotify wrapped and I spent 1,909min listening to @delwatergap this year. According to them, I'm in the top .05% of listeners for the year. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm their biggest fan. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0xPo…


















