Fuck you mean the high is 44 degrees today?! I'll probably still wear my robe outside, but Freya will be wearing her coat. Me? I hate wearing a damn Winter coat so I put it off as long as possible. I also don't like wearing long sleeves in general. I will, but I don't like it. 😂
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"heaviest in the sea" indeed. Did she even think this through? 😂🤣😂 #QuirkyLoveRosee
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Biiiiiitchhhh, she and her rollie chair would be out on the street so fucking fast. 😂 #QuirkyLoveRosee
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❥ ɗriεɗ up twittεr hαg retweeted
My dog Bella died at 18, so I built her a place where the light never goes out.
17,000+ pets from 80+ countries are there now, lit by strangers.
Lost one too? Tell me their name, or make them a spot and drop the link. I'll come light a candle 🕯️
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This bitch DOES NOT have Giardia. You would not be wanting to eat a damn thing, let alone a candy bar. Not to mention I haven't heard "I GOTTA GO BAFFROOM! 😬" one time since I've been listening to this. #FoodieBeauty
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"No, I'm not telling you anything I did for my anniversary! It was very lovely...modest wife beeeeeeze!" The way she just doesn't realize this tells everyone you did absolutely nothingggg! If they did she wouldn't be able to stop running her mouth about it. 😂 #FoodieBeauty
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Well...at least I figured out what the actual problem is & why I'm having such a hard time getting started with decorating for Christmas. It's grief. I cried all morning. Now I have a splitting headache.
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❥ ɗriεɗ up twittεr hαg retweeted
多摩動物公園に今年行った時、
ユキヒョウのマシュマロ付きの飲み物を頼んだら可愛すぎてその場で食べれなかった😭
家にユキヒョウマシュマロだけ持ち帰って、
カフェラテの上に乗せたよ💞🫶🏻
I was scrolling on TikTok yesterday. Why are so many people's cats fat as fuck? Your pets are not supposed to be overweight. If they are something is wrong or you're feeding them too much & they're not getting enough exercise. That's your responsibility to keep them healthy.
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So much truth was spoken here! #FoodieBeauty
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