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The science is clear: The earth is round, the sky is blue, and #vaccineswork. Let's protect all our kids. #GrandmothersKnowBest
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Hawaiian Roll slander ? This not the world for me
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What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?
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Hey @KingJames - come back to the @cavs and we'll rename one of our coasters, "King James!" Ball in your court, sir. RT, #Ohio!
@maryamzi4 Maryam is my peeshee
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I couldn't love my friends more if you paid me
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The fact that I feel proud of myself for not knowing what Flappy Bird is tells me I'm gonna be the biggest dickhead when I'm an old lady.
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Wrestlemania is actually a really serious medical condition.
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Me doing Me today! instagram.com/p/kk0PLXj0Y2/
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"Today is YOUR day. Let's do this." - Papa John in the mirror this morning, probably
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For every rat you see, there are 50 you don’t. #DrPhil
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DAAAAAAAWWWWGGGGGZZZ!!!!
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To experience boundless, abstract joy please google image search "colored doors"
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Hate vomiting, love having vomited
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To ratchet for Canada
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The feeling I get 2 hours after drinking hot chocolate is ALMOST indistinguishable from typhoid.
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Ok so 1 time I was real young I woke up 8 my preg cat gave birth 2 her kittens on my belly. I woke up screamed 4 my mom so discussing lol
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I AM NOT DOWN W/ THIS SHIT!!!!! AT FUKKIN' ALL!!!!!
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