@hoaxriver

victim of a dream | lover of nuance

Joined June 2012
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eyes closimg but im checking assna penslties cis my sister is sleeping or maybe just cus i want them to lose
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ye kesa ajeeb mausam hai aj kal
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Haaland couldn’t win the ballon d’or after a generational season in 2023 because of World Cup tax, guy got some of that World Cup tax and they dashed him into 8th this year. Cruel award
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erling haaland almost singlehandedly got norway into the world cup, carried them to the quarterfinals and defeated five times champion brazil but he didn’t even make it into the top 5 and you want me to take this award seriously?
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 26
🚨 OFFICIAL: Erling Haaland, 8th at the Ballon d’Or 2026.
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#nw silo, havent been this hooked to a tv show in a loooong time
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it’s heartbreaking bro MESSI IF YOU HAVE NO HATERS THEN I’M DEAD
Frnk
@MC_frnkOct 26
This was were the Ballondor lost it credibility.
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omg same
(only support the stadium)@selfcontrIOct 26
Anyways did u guys notice that they sat bunny and rodri together. I need the picture STAT
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being trophyless can get you 2nd on the ballondor 😭 astaghfirullah and goodnight
nav@hoaxriverOct 26
conceding 56 goals in the league can get you the yashin trophy😭
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mbappe 2nd and haaland 8th makes ZERO SENSE 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Bunny Shaw robbed. I can’t believe they give women ballon dor to either Bonmati and Putellas. Next year will be Bonmati just watch
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the world cup doesn't matter for the actual ballondor award what a joke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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such a disgrace 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😔😔😔
MCWFC Xtra
@MCWFCXtraOct 26
OFFICIAL: Bunny Shaw has ranked 3rd for the 2026 Women's #BallonDor. ⭐️
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conceding 56 goals in the league can get you the yashin trophy😭
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im glad haaland doesn't show up to these anymore 😭
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if they wanna give all awards to world cup winners the same logic should be applied for the ballondor??? no kane mbappe messi bullshit then 🥴
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actual JOKE
munii@m1nuyln2Oct 26
laugh out loud
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Ous@mcfcousOct 26
Désolé mais le fait qu’en année de CDM t’as l’impression que c’est QUE ça qui importe ça me dérange fortement, la FIFA a ses awards 👍🏼 on dirait qu’ils effacent 10 mois de saison avant ça c’est insupportable
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david raya deserved it over this dumbass
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