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@hogwild

Baby, You're as Sweet as 3.14159265 (My nerdy-funny book about love/sex) http://t.co/BXSk973p

 West Palm Beach, FL, USA
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Joined January 2008
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"Breast-o Change-o!" - plastic surgeon who always wanted to be a magician picking an inappropriate time to joke after a successful surgery.
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Replying to @hogwild
@hogwild I love this!
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Saw our first copy of @hogwild's book with @Running_Press today - THE SH*TFACED GAMES takes drinking games to Olympic heights!
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S'mores should be measured in grahams.
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Al Lowe@allowe11 Oct 2013
Last chance to get Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded at 40% off at: bit.ly/LSLReloaded or Steam: bit.ly/LSLRsteam
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Which of my boogers is my favorite? Gee, it would be hard to pick just one.
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I saw an old couple holding hands while shuffling along with matching walkers today and immediately burst into tears. Way to go, uterus.
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It takes a special kind of confidence to be fat and RT a McDonalds sponsored tweet.
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Oh yes it's Ladies Night and my pants are tight/ oh yes it's lay...dee...whew. Can't really breathe.
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100% of divorces begin with marriage. Don't be a statistic.
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The feeling you had during that scene in Bambi where his mom dies but instead you're an adult and you're reading the news.
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You call it 3 Oreos shoved into your mouth while making an illegal left turn. I call it "Breakfast."
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"Still nothing?" - guys on loud motorcycles, to girls
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Screenwriter/Producer/Director Daniel Petrie Jr. (@ENDERBYENT) Shares Stories Of Breaking Into Hollywood tmblr.co/ZlWaayugqPeM
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Wanna read #TheUnAmericanUndiet by @PeteofAllTrades? amazon.com/The-UnAmerican-Un… Or you can see him speak at @DrexelHealthyU in October.
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Syria's trending. Did it talk shit about One Direction?
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@hogwild Ur vid How to get a guy to ask me out cracked up so much. It was hilarious. I havent laughed so much for ages!!!
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Al Lowe@allowe6 Aug 2013
When I see someone wearing Google Glasses, I yell, "Google 2, safe search off, image search bestiality, open first 50 results in new tabs!"
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Al Lowe@allowe12 Aug 2013
My wife says I always exaggerate. I was so shocked, I almost tripped over my penis!
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So @Hogwild favorited one of my tweets. My nipples are now like two little skittles.
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