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Drinkin lovin fightin... COWBOYIN!

Joined December 2012
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Chase Holbrook retweeted
Yeah, most parents video tape their kids first bike ride or some shit well that's garbage I'll be instagraming my kids first chew #ftb
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Big win for the chiefs tonight! #hugecomeback #tiedforfirst #@chiefs_19isthebiggestplugever #hesthebandaidoftheteam
Thinkin about tryin to quit chewing. Then i put another in and decide its not worth it. #loyaltothecopenhagen #somethingsgottakillya #sogood
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Chase Holbrook retweeted
Oh you dip pouches because they're "less messy?" Do you prefer Maxi Pads over tampons, too? #ManCardRevoked
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Last day of school tomorrow! Only shitty part is the test. #studyin #gettinshitteredtomorrownight #whosjoininme
Last week of school then its back to work! #studyorparty
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When me n kal shut the bar down on a school night #rebels #whatsschool #hangovertomorrow
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When the waitress gives you doubles for the price of singles cause she likes your facial hair. #classystache #maybeshefeelsbadforme
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Chase Holbrook retweeted
#YouDontKnowTheStruggleIf you've never had to scrape dip from multiple cans to make a pinch
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Some people are born with a silver spoon in they mouth. I was born with Copenhagen in mine. Yee Yee!
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Chase Holbrook retweeted
Never turn down a fellow dipper in need of a pinch. A dipper in need is a brother indeed.
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Better defense at the alamo than on the islanders. #martinekisaplug #penguinswininot
Chase Holbrook retweeted
roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like playoff hockey, then fuck you.
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Big congrats goes out to my bro @AmandaSchwitzer for graduating today!
A Hitchhiker had his thumb up so i casually went by him with my thumb up #getajob #shouldablacksmokedhim
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Did grandma really just tell me she screwed up supper tonight? #bullshit #waybetterthandadscooking