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'Parody'. I'm a good human being and the best actor in the world. Also the life you are living is a simulation, we are in the Matrix!

London
Joined July 2014
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @JomboyMedia
@NBA @Lakers you guys owe this man a refund and an apology, and that ref needs to be retrained. This is absolutely insane. The guy was having a good time, innocently helping, and y’all treat him this way??? You should be ashamed. Fix this.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Replying to @JomboyMedia
@NBA what the fuck is this shit? Fire that ref, and give the man a refund. This is disgraceful conduct.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
GTA VI can’t look like this. It has to be fake. I’ve watched it 5 times and I can’t tell if it’s a game or real life. If the final game is actually like this, oh my God, I’m going to enjoy every second
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Fan gets kicked out for passing ball to ref??
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Damn, we actually have Russell Brand's full police interview from 2023, he has now been found guilty of rape.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Tucker Carlson just said that the terrorist organisation Hamas is funded by Israel and that Prime Minister Netanyahu personally gave money to them. Hey @grok, is it true that Israel and Netanyahu are funding Hamas? If so, show me the proof.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Ended up in a hotel room with this guy once and abruptly left within minutes because he had the darkest energy I’d ever encountered in my life. Just an enthusiastically loud, absolutely soulless man. I wouldn’t be surprised to see dozens more victims come forward.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
"You're LYING to me!" Piers Morgan challenges Jewish Institute for National Security of America's Blaise Misztal for claiming to not know whether Israel has nuclear weapons. Watch more πŸ‘‡ πŸ“Ί youtu.be/ToJzCtLjf0s @piersmorgan | @BlaiseMisztal
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Hey @grok, concise, no spin Across all the released Epstein files, who seemed RELENTLESSLY, OBSESSIVELY DESPERATE to get onto Jeffrey Epstein’s island knowing he was a convicted pedophile in 2012? State full name only.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Cenk has a banger, I’m afraid.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
WARNING: SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND THIS DISTRESSING Metropolitan Police release interviews with with Russell Brand between 2023 and 2025 released following guilty verdict
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
BREAKING: Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Mikel Arteta on Viktor GyΓΆkeres: "Yeah, I thought he was really good. It's a game that we believe it was really good for him, for the demands of the opponent puts him, for the spaces that he could use. He's done it really well. Not only the assist and the goal, but he was really connected to the team. And yeah, great news because I think he needed that performance."
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Goal βœ… Assist βœ… POTM βœ… GyΓΆkeres πŸ‘ #UCL
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
🚨 Viktor Gyâkeres, UEFA Man of the Match for Slavia vs Arsenal.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
This angle of the Gyokeres goal is insane.
Goal… Viktor Gyokeres has arrived. What a brilliant goal from the striker.
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
🚨FACT: Como was valued at just $800k 7 years ago when they were competing in the Serie D Today, they’re valued at over $600 million
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
Andrew Wilson Says Republicans Lost Because They Won’t Talk About Israel β€œThe biggest blind spot, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, is how we deal with Zionism. That is the undercurrent in both Democrats and Republicans. That’s what socialists are talking about, and that’s what the far right is talking about.” PBD: β€œCan you unpack that for us?” Andrew Wilson: β€œIt’s how do we deal with Israeli relations in the 21st century. Nobody wants to address that on the right, and if you do, you’re a social pariah.” "If the right wing loses, let’s stop pretending it’s not a referendum on what’s going on in Iran and what’s going on with our relations with Israel, because that’s exactly what it is.”
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Kuji Keanu πŸ‰ πŸ‹ retweeted
πŸš¨πŸŽ™οΈ Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Como and manager Cesc FΓ bregas: πŸ—£οΈ β€œI don’t care how much they pay him or the players who work under him, but this is how you go from a small club to a big club. β€œOffers came in for FΓ bregas to leave after a wonderful season, but he refused. Even when big clubs showed interest in their best player, Nico Paz, Como didn’t give in. If he were at Madrid by now, he’d probably be sitting on the bench instead of shining. πŸ—£οΈ β€œIf Fabregas were at a club like Manchester United, he might have been sacked by October. This is something many so-called small clubs don’t have the audacity or capacity to do: reject big offers from bigger clubs. β€œComo did it, and three years from now, if they maintain this form with the same manager, they could be regarded as a big club, even bigger than some clubs that still think they are. I’ve never been more proud of a club’s history. This is inspiring. This is how greatness is made.”
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