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hollz

@hollzewski

aloof wife, behind the scenes

Joined August 2011
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under woke 3.0 i am banning americans from talking about canada
Nick Co 😎 (@nickco) profile pictureNick Co 😎
@nickcoNov 8
Have a layover in Canada, I’m losing my mind with how apologetic they are I want you to just ask for the table next to me and use it without having to apologize for taking my time
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Saw a school bus parked with its back tire up in the curb and it reminded me of how Jeep owners take photos of their jeeps like that
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cats are NOT missing out on lying
MadRic (@muthiinza) profile pictureMadRic@muthiinzaNov 6
I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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Governments warning to start practicing your hip movements to prepare for at least 3 days of Shakira law
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@thrluvNov 4
Ms. Rachel sun, Abdul El-Sayed moon, Macklemore rising
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I'm fucking slacking on the poppy, man. Absolutely dropping the ball
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I didn't realize that's what a Zyn was, I thought those were just silica packets people were littering
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Taxing the rich (my daughter who is rich in halloween candy)
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Image from Cat🐾 (@be_my_lunch)
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My dad (hard of hearing so he speaks loud sometimes) shit talking the bad neighbours when we go by the house while we're taking my daughter trick or treating around the block >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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"you don't wanna go to to the hated guys house, do you?"
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"We're not going there right? The ol bitch's got the lights off anyway"
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I had immunotherapy for cat allergies and some other stuff which worked fab 10/10 (long process but worth) except it didn't cut through siamese, even my friends half Siamese cat gets me
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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A tramp stamp that says “je me souviens”
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IM WALKING OVER HERE (me to a car when they don't respect my pedestrian right of way)
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Newcomers are always poppied the fuck up as soon as it's poppy time and I'm constantly forgetting my poppy so I just gotta respect the hell outta that
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Left the house with the national anthem (radiohead) stuck in my head and by the time I dropped my kid off at school the Pup Pup boogie board was stuck in my head
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i love being canadian bruh this ghost walking tour is starting with a ghost doing a land acknowledgement
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My husband keeps buying fabric softener instead of detergent 'by accident' and like it's okay to admit you love when I make your work uniforms smell like a summer breeze
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