ali hong

i INSIST that you refer to me as an "ENGINEER"

I can’t tell if the point of the Applebee’s commercial is “nothing says Applebee’s like Shawn Mendes” or “nothing says Shawn Mendes like Applebee’s”

.@SouthwestAir uses booking confirmation # in the UID for ical events. they used to suffix it with flight datetime, but apparently stopped. so now if you add a departing flight to your cal, you can't add the return bc the conf # is the same (i had to modify the .ics in my editor)

the continued existence of lactose milk, given that lactose-free milk exists and tastes IDENTICAL, is VIOLENCE

my hot take is that chiropractors are for ppl who lack the bodily awareness to get their own cracks out 🫢

i’m sure masons have a good reason why their jars need two-piece lids, but why do the rest of us put up with this crap?

ok which one of you is monetizing my pull request descriptions

listening to a couple of buzzed bros chatting at the airport bar and i really want to rag on them but it sounds like we actually have a lot of shared interests and would probably vibe tbh

honest to god thought this would be about bezos stepping down

wow, just learning about `pkill $process_name`... here i've been doing `ps aux | grep $process_name | xargs kill`

this rube goldberg machine has better comedic timing than i ever will

can anyone recommend a dual-monitor KVM switch, or really any solution that lets me simultaneously switch input to two different displays (one of which is 5k) in one shot (don't care if it's a button press, mouse click, or keystroke)?

excited to share that i’ll be joining the apple pay engineering team at @Apple on monday! 😊

me returning to in-person conversation

screw twitter, plenty of good vibes here on the 'tube

this is some :chefkiss: shade

on the bright side our power literally just went out again