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Its actually healthier to keep the AQI above 400 consistently . When it goes up & down too much it stresses out the organs of the human body
"Play a guy with undefined mental illness who fucks a mannequin head! You can't fail!"
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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet
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A lesson on the difference in wants and needs: I ~want~ a summer body. I ~need~ a waffle.
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I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)
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STRIKE WITH PRIDE! Seattle Roastery leads nationwide Starbucks strike over Starbucks’ hypocritical treatment of LGBTQIA+ workers. Over 150+ stores and 3,500 workers will be on strike over the course of the next week.
Are men afraid to get colonoscopies because they're afraid it will make them gay? Does this issue affect straight and queer men equally
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"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was
The thing I like most about the pixel buds is you're legally required to shove them so far in your ear that they're tickling your brain
My kink? Yeah I'm into parallel play. You reading a book, me on the other side of the couch playing FFXVI. Neither of us acknowledging each othet
I'd rather get health advice from the man with symmetrical breasts
Who would you rather get health advice from? @PeterHotez or @joerogan ?
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ppl aren’t scared enough of the ocean for me. pls, read about the spirits of the water & lmk if you still wanna go deep down there










