Just messing around with social networks. Fun fun.
Nashville
Joined March 2009
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This was actually pretty clever but is @TMobile saying that they weren't meant to be?
Don't trust big decisions to just any network. You deserve 5G that rocks 🤘 — Largest 5G network. Fastest 5G speeds. #LeaderIn5G
RT for a shot at a Samsung Galaxy S21+ 5G! The fastest 5G network meets the fastest 5G Galaxy device! #Sweepstakes
Rules bit.ly/3cFN13I
I'm glad that hardly any of my IRL friends follow me on twitter. . . it gives me an outlet to bitch about them without hurting their feelings or making things awkward. So . . .CHEERS!
If my latent superhuman abilities don't manifest after the upcoming solar eclipse, I will be very disappointed.
While going through client email addresses, whenever I see an AOL.com I think to myself, "My god you're old as dirt."
I really want another beer so I don't beat up this singer song writer but I need to drive home in the ice snow. #selfpreservation
religious beliefs and genitals: mostly all have them and are welcome to do whatever with it. Nobody wants to hear or see it without asking
Had to leave bagel shop before I did something regretful. Kid's friend regrets mother not swallowing 20 something years ago.
“every time I wake in the morning it's by the grace of God" and a profound lack of understanding of human biology.
An atheist, a cross fitter, a vegan, and this kid walk into a bar. The first 3 beat up the kid cuz he won't stfu!
At the bagel shop listening to a kid talk about how God saved him from drugs. I say Darwinism saved him but failed humanity.
One of those times when you realize that you have ZERO chemistry with someone. Sort of thankful for it oddly enough.
After 6.5 years I'm on the job hunt again trying to get into a very unfamiliar field. #resumetips anyone?
3rd wedding invite tacked up on my fridge. My thoughts, "At least I have whiskey. Whiskey will always be there for me."
Time to use Twitter as it was intended, as nonlinear rambling.
Thought of the night: I run more for my mental health than physical.
Great thing about keeping up with someone over the net, I don't have to avoid you, all I have to do is fuckin ignore your iritating arse.